Don't Chase Me : Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale

What happens when fantasies become reality—and reality isn’t what you expected? Dave and Andi unpack their journey through swinger spaces, compersion kinks, and why emotional connection is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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Andi’s ego death involved a thunderstorm, hallucinations, and her inner child whispering, “It’s all bullshit anyway.” Join Dave as he tries not to interfere while Andi floats off as vapor—and yes, she still keeps her snark.

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Dave met God. Actually, no—he met himself. And an inner chipmunk named Todd. From accidental mega-doses to finger twitching, reality-bending, and a conversation with the universe, it’s one trippy-ass story. Bonus: Andi names her inner voice after a bird that killed her babies. Cool.

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Is it possible to heal old wounds with fungus? Tales of the Lastborns gets deeply personal this week — with stories of ego death, redemption, and why growing mushrooms might just save lives.

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We’re back from our wildest vacation ever—8 days of nudity, dancing, desserts, deep convos, and yes... butt stuff. Tales from Hedonism, Jamaica, where we stripped down literally and emotionally. Nothing was off limits—and nothing will be today either. 

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What happens when you mix vodka, Washington DC, and a strict "no leaning" rule? Andy almost found out the hard way. Plus, she takes us behind the scenes of her days dominating car auctions, while Dave remembers his painfully awkward first time (spoiler: it involved duct-taping a VCR clock to keep things “romantic”).

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Andi’s handstands have taken over social media, but that’s not the weirdest thing happening in this episode. We’re introducing the Ghost Wife series—where Andi has died but refuses to let Dave move on. Plus, we talk about the fine line between social media research and full-on stalking, and Dave recalls the time he was almost an escort for cleaning services.

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When does a job stop being a job and start becoming a soap opera? From office sex with a city skyline view to unintentional stripteases in sales meetings, Dave and Andi unravel the scandalous side of their 9-to-5 past—including how their relationship started in a medical clinic that should have been shut down long before it was.

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Urinal troughs, hand dryer ambushes, kids sticking their heads under stalls—public restrooms are absolute chaos. This episode is an unfiltered deep dive into the filth, the trauma, and the absurdity of using the bathroom outside your home. Plus, Dave makes a confession that might end his marriage.

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Is monogamy just a lie we all agreed to? In this episode, Dave and Andi tackle Wild Love Theory—a concept that suggests love should be limitless, fearless, and open. Sounds beautiful, right? Until you realize it means you might have to let your spouse fall in love with someone else… and be okay with it. Join us for an existential crisis sprinkled with dark humor, questionable wisdom, and the undeniable sex appeal of pickleball.

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