Don't Chase Me : Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale

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Don't Chase Me : Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale episodes

December 02, 2024 Friendsgiving, Faux Orgies, and the Swinger Myth
In Episode 15 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the fascinating and misunderstood world of swinging. With humor, honesty, and just the right amount of awkwardness, they share a wild story about a cabin getaway gone wrong (hello, boundary violations!) and explore the nuances of the "Swinger Spectrum." From flirty butterflies to fluid fusionists, they unpack the diverse experiences within the open-minded lifestyle. Plus, a peek into their drama-free Friendsgiving and why assumptions about the lifestyle don’t always match reality. Whether you're curious, skeptical, or just here for the chaos, this episode is a must-listen!
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36 min
November 25, 2024 Zombie Apocalypse Survival vs. Drinking the Kool-Aid: Our Debate
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the complex world of plastic surgery—its rise in popularity, the societal pressures driving it, and Andi’s firsthand experiences in the field. The conversation takes a sharp turn into the hypothetical with a debate on surviving the zombie apocalypse (Dave’s ready; Andi’s out). The duo reminisces about childhood near-misses and irrational fears, from trampoline injuries to creepy animatronics at Showbiz Pizza. Finally, they weigh in on cultural phenomena like pumpkin spice lattes and superhero movies, all with their trademark mix of humor, honesty, and unapologetic opinions.
Get ready for a blend of personal stories, dark humor, and unfiltered hot takes—guaranteed to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe question your PSL addiction.

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28 min
November 18, 2024 First Encounters
In this episode, Dave and Andi recount their unforgettable first experience diving into open-minded exploration with another couple. From navigating pre-encounter nerves to handling unexpected moments that defied their “safe rules,” they share the hilariously awkward, yet ultimately bond-strengthening journey that shaped their relationship’s trajectory. This candid story digs deep into everything from setting boundaries (and breaking them) to confronting insecurities, and even the shockingly tender aftermath that brought them closer than ever. Tune in to hear how their “rule-breaking” encounter taught them about trust, vulnerability, and redefining intimacy in unexpected ways. This is one story you won’t want to miss!
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36 min
November 11, 2024 Going All In: Why Exploring Together Strengthened Our Bond
In Episode 12 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive into the world of open relationships, debunking myths and sharing how their journey into open-minded exploration has only strengthened their bond. Sparked by a comment predicting their “impending divorce” for visiting a lifestyle resort, they open up about their path from jealousy and insecurities to trust, respect, and freedom in their marriage. They explore the dynamics of establishing boundaries, the importance of communication, and the surprising growth that came from sharing unconventional experiences. With humor, honesty, and relatable stories, this episode sheds light on why breaking social norms sometimes brings people closer. And stay tuned: they tease a deeper dive into their first shared experience in the next episode!
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32 min
November 04, 2024 Impostor Syndrome: Faking It ‘Til You Break It
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andy dive into the complex world of impostor syndrome. From humorous reflections on self-doubt to personal stories of overcoming feelings of fraudulence, they explore how this mindset affects everything from work achievements to daily interactions. The duo keeps it light by tackling modern-day issues like group text etiquette and the surprising perils of emojis gone wrong. Tune in for a mix of relatable struggles, genuine introspection, and the trademark dark humor you’ve come to love.
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32 min
October 28, 2024 Surviving the Small Stuff: Hair, Carts, and Existential Crises
In Episode 10, Dave and Andi take a breather from the heavier stories to dive into everyday rants and quirks. From hairy bathroom woes and grocery cart grudges to the absurdity of four-way stops and clean vs. dirty pen boxes, they explore the small annoyances that turn into big pet peeves. With tangents on failed bank teller stories, sticky Airbnb situations, and existential street crises, it’s a chaotic, relatable dive into life’s funniest irritations. Perfect for a laugh and a good dose of “I feel that!”
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33 min
October 26, 2024 From Darkness to Redemption: Dave’s Untold Story - Part 2
In this intense continuation of our bonus series, Dave opens up about the life-altering aftermath of the shooting, recounting the moments right after the homeowner's brave actions. He shares the chaos, the struggle to survive, and the unexpected moments of clarity that followed. With deep introspection, we explore the impact of trauma, the path to redemption, and the importance of telling these stories for those who need to hear them. Listen in as we take a raw, unfiltered look at what happens when life takes a drastic turn.
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27 min
October 24, 2024 Reframe the Shame: Dave's Untold Story - Part 1
In Episode 8 of Tales of the Lastborns, Dave takes us on a raw and unfiltered journey back to one of the darkest moments of his life. He opens up about a chaotic night that led to a fateful encounter, sharing the story of a burglary that ended with him being shot. It’s a story about the consequences of addiction, reckless decisions, and the heavy weight of untold trauma. Join Dave and Andi as they navigate this powerful and deeply personal recount, revealing how far they’ve come since that life-altering event.
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31 min
October 15, 2024 Southwest Shenanigans and the Road to Redemption with Jelly Roll
In Episode 7, Dave and Andy take flight—literally and figuratively! From navigating the complex world of Southwest Airlines’ boarding process to reminiscing about Dave’s unexpected connection with country star Jelly Roll, this episode offers a blend of humorous travel misadventures and heartfelt redemption stories. Learn about the challenges of breaking free from the cycle of bad decisions, surviving awkward airport moments, and why picking the right airplane seat is an art form. Prepare for laughs, life lessons, and a touch of nostalgia!
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26 min
October 08, 2024 How a Mexican Kitty Left Us Itching: Tales from Our Wild Travels
In this episode, Dave and Andi recount a wild vacation story involving a mischievous resort cat that left them with an unforgettable (and itchy) souvenir. They also dive deep into their childhoods, contrasting Dave's luxury upbringing with Andi's humble beginnings. Plus, get a hilarious inside scoop on Andi's Kirby vacuum debacle. From parasites to drag racing, Episode 6 is full of unfiltered fun, nostalgia, and surprises.
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38 min