Don't Chase Me : Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale

By Dave & AndiSociety & Culture Health & Fitness Relationships Sexuality

Don't Chase Me : Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale episodes

February 10, 2025 Hard Nipples, Sexting Strategies & Unsolicited Dick Pic Etiquette
Sexting: is it hot, or just an exhausting mental exercise? Dave & Andi break down the unexpected struggles of digital flirting, the chaos of autocorrect mid-sext, and why being left on ‘read’ in the middle of dirty talk is a crime against humanity. Also: How should you properly reject a video call from a stranger? And why are men still taking bathroom mirror dick pics with toothpaste splatter in the background? Important discussions are happening here.
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28 min
February 03, 2025 Ejaculation Laws, Snitches, and Tater Yanking: A Legal Nightmare
What happens if you get caught masturbating in Mississippi? A fine? A slap on the wrist? A full SWAT raid on your house? Dave & Andi dive into the completely real proposed Mississippi ejaculation law and try to figure out who would report this, how it could possibly be enforced, and what it means for people who don’t want to have kids. Plus, a deep discussion on how masturbation was explained (or not) in childhood, the weirdest places people have done it, and why one scent still triggers an awkward memory for Dave. Buckle up, this one’s a mess.
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33 min
January 27, 2025 Crazy Calls, Creepy Neighbors, and Nighttime Oddities
Join Dave and Andi as they recount a chilling yet hilarious house-buying story, complete with an anonymous tipster, power-posing neighbors, and an unexpected call. Plus, dive into the quirky details of their sleep habits and tips for navigating awkward conversations.
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28 min
January 20, 2025 Sphere, Stiffler’s Mom, and Spontaneous Butt Stuff
In Episode 22, Dave and Andi recount their Vegas escapades, including a breathtaking Sphere concert, unforgettable people-watching (hello, Stiffler’s Mom!), and a tourist-trap Eiffel Tower adventure. They also explore their weird obsessions, like Dave’s popcorn addiction and Andi’s graveyard conspiracy theories, while teasing future stories from their upcoming trips. Don’t miss this fun and slightly unhinged conversation!
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35 min
January 13, 2025 Weird Is the New Normal: Tales of the Lastborns Edition
Why do elevators feel like battle zones for introverts? What’s the deal with people who don’t use turn signals? And why does peeling a TJ Maxx sticker feel like winning the lottery? Find out in this hilariously weird episode!
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30 min
January 06, 2025 Massage Mishaps and the Mystery of Amber
It’s episode 20, and we’re bringing the chaos! From Andi’s hilariously awkward massage story to Dave’s recount of Amber’s return, this episode is packed with laughs, claps (literally), and the nuances of life’s unwritten rules. Plus, a heartfelt (and slightly chaotic) welcome to 2025!
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30 min
December 30, 2024 Not Like You: Embracing Our Inner Misfits
New year, new us? Not exactly. We’re talking fitness struggles, neighborhood awkwardness, and the ever-elusive quest to drink enough water. Spoiler alert: We’re still weird, and we’re not changing anytime soon.
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29 min
December 23, 2024 Attraction 101: Laughs, Looks, and Pheromones
Attraction and antics collide in this holiday episode as we talk stinky head smells, the cutthroat Santa car game, and the infamous Cybertruck drama that had everyone unfollowing us.
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40 min
December 16, 2024 Dirty Talk Debacles and the Mystery of the Picnic Ham
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi recount their hilariously awkward Aldi trip involving "picnic hams," cart chaos, and the frigid Aisle of Shame. Things heat up as they discuss Dave's bizarre "horny sneezes," Andi's sultry alter-ego, and the art of dirty talk. The couple also teases their upcoming visit to Houston’s Colette club and revisit the zombie apocalypse discussion with an unexpected twist (hint: Andi's "poisonous" assets). A mix of humor, honesty, and kink, this episode promises laughs, relatable quirks, and spicy insights.
Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
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31 min
December 09, 2024 The Fan Page Hustle: How We Found Freedom in the Unconventional
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi share their journey into the world of adult content creation. From an unlikely ASMR studio encounter to an eye-opening OnlyFans idea born poolside in Mexico, this episode covers the twists, turns, and laughs that shaped their current career. Discover how they turned a passion for creating content into a full-time lifestyle, the challenges of building a fan page empire, and the unexpected lessons learned along the way. Whether you're curious about their process, need a little inspiration, or just love a good origin story, this episode has something for everyone.
Website: https://ThereWillBeNoFun.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MrsAndi
Fountain of Shrooms: https://fountainofshrooms.com
Instagram: https://instagram.com/lastbornspodcast
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27 min