Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Let’s see what’s on the agenda for today… Name shaming, my first encounter with Darwin and a sneak peek at Ryan’s potential punishment for Fatboy Face Off. I couldn’t contain myself, I just had to tell him.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! That’s right, another segment, because I can. I like to keep it fresh, and if you’re no jive turkey then move along. Wait, I didn’t mean it… please stay. At least listen to the podcast and see if you like it. Ryan and Joel go head to head in a weight loss competition with consequences. Trust me, I have a feeling you’ll like it.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I haven’t laughed this hard since I made Ryan and Micah eat the nasty jelly beans, and I lost it twice this episode. It really wasn’t because of the movie either. It was because Ryan started to review the wrong movie and Darwin had soda coming out of his nose. Classic.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Someone needs to take this email away from me. I am having too much fun messing with these scammers. This episode we catch back up with a couple military men with some consignment boxes I have coming my way. Plus, I get to sing a song to one of my correspondents’.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! If you like a little random, then I have an episode for you. Let’s start with Amanda sticking her foot in a mouse trap. Mosey on down to Joel’s goal for the podcast. Finally, we finish with Ryan ruining his D&D campaign. Yup, that should do it.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! We have the fake house, now we just need the fake car to complete the dream. O, how could I almost forget? The redheaded wonder makes his debut appearance. We have hinted at the existence of this magnificent individual, but it’s time you meet him for yourself.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast!

Entry Five: A Slow Start

I just realized I have enlisted the help of two family members now. This episode Ryan helps out. I use the word “help” very loosely. I let him message a tinder match… Lesson learned.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Time to introduce Micah to a little bit of culture. I was going to let Ryan recap the movie because it was “his favorite movie of all time” but he had performance anxiety. So you’re just going to have to listen to “Joel’s slightly boring review”.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Time to stop what you are doing and… Please Advise. That’s just as satisfying to type as it is to say. I have a couple of good ones for you this week. Listen as we talk about a woman whose husband met his fate for an unusual reason. O, and I talk with an Army General that has 40 million dollars waiting for me. Jackpot!

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Guess who’s back? Back again, WAC is back, tell a friend. That just felt right. It’s been 3 weeks since our last “With A Catch” and that is too long. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive us. If not, I’ll just have to cry myself to sleep, but that’s nothing new. It’s the only way I can fall asleep these days.