Don't Crack Podcast

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! You don’t have to be a girl to enjoy a good Girls’ Night. Just like it’s ok to love boy bands. I personally have paid hundreds of dollars for used tissues from the members of the Backstreet Boys. Also, listen as we talk about the surprises to come in the next couple weeks.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast!

Entry Three: Family Affair

Turns out there is a plot afoot. Ryan reveals a certain individual’s scheme. Also, I swipe right, a lot. I think I broke Tinder, or I just ran out of swipes. Who knew there was a limit? Not this guy.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Guess who is still racking up the millions? That’s right, this guy. You just wait until I get my treasure chest from overseas. The quality of this podcast is going to go through the roof. For now, take a listen to how I came into these “millions”. One guy may or may not think I am a 17-year-old...

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Time for another addition of Ryan’s slightly offensive recap. This week we watched Game Night. I don’t like this, I’ve actually talked about the movie. I much rather keep it vague and bash on Ryan or Micah. What have I become?

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! So, I just realized that I looked up the wrong word… The word I was looking for was inapropos. We will talk about that next week, but the name still fits, right? I mean, we talked about the best no pants dance scene in a movie, bowel movements and crop dusting. Along with some feel good type stories. I’m going to count it as a win.

 

Republicattak’s goodbye video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No9X4eQhWDI

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! How to start? That should work. Now that I got the important part over with… let’s talk chickens. I know what you’re thinking, I thought this episode was a about Greek Gods. Well, it is, but all the catches are chicken themed. Thanks to a little impromptu nickname from Ryan. Thanks Ryan…

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Entry Two: Time To Go Fishing

Well, its’s week two and it didn’t go that bad. I thought Ryan and Amanda wouldn’t be much help, but I thought they wouldn’t be helpful in a mischievous way. Against my better judgment, I let them fill out a profile on POF. I wonder how it will turn out?

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Warning.... What you hear might be slightly offensive, but it sure was funny. Leave it to Ryan to take a Disney movie and turn it into, well, I wont spoil it. You’ll just have to listen for yourself. Please come back Friday.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Please advise me, you see, I have been gifted millions of dollars and need to know how to get that money. It’s my money, and I need it now! Bonus points if you can name that commercial. Take a listen to my back and forth with a couple of kind-hearted guys that are just trying to ensure I get the money that is coming to me.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Wait, before you click away hear me out. I know a documentary might not sound like a good “With A Catch” episode, but let me tease you with this little nugget. Vegan butt pie. If that doesn’t peak your curiosity, then I don’t know what will.