Don't Crack Podcast

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! 6 months… It’s been 6 months of this. Why does it feel like so much longer? Maybe it’s because recording's like this where Micah feels the need to chew her food with her mouth open like the animal she is. On the positive side, Ryan wants to rent our Micah’s womb, so there’s that.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I am one good email away from retiring. I just need to have these people respond to me. I don’t know what I am saying to drive them away. Like this episode, I am an Amish Alchemist that competes in butter churning competitions. Nothing strange about that…

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! As promised, I explain the mix up for the name of this segment. Classic Joel, even when he makes a mistake it works out. He can’t do anything wrong. At least that’s what my mother says. Don’t forget to share! I have a specific goal in mind. Listen and help me out. Pretty please.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! I know we have filled in the blanks before, but this is a very different episode. Last time we didn’t have spoiled milk flavored jelly beans. I had to take pity on Ryan and Micah, they suffered enough the last two episodes.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! As promised, here is part two. I would tell you who won, but there are no real winners in this game. I guess the listeners are the winners, so that would make Micah and Ryan the losers. I wonder what I can get them to eat next time?

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! We did it, 100th episode! What better way to celebrate than to torture Micah and Ryan. They have been torturing me for 100 episodes, so I felt it was only fair. The only thing that could have made this better was video of it all.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast!

Entry Four: Mother Knows Best

Mother knows best, more like “Mother Tries Her Best”. I might have to change the name of the episode. Meh, it’s too far away. Take a listen to the, lets call it an “interesting “conversation we had  and catch up on the Tinder progress.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! Guess what, I have won more money. I wish I would have known about this years ago. I wouldn’t have wasted all my time with college and work. It’s so much easier to have someone from Nigeria send me 9.5 million dollars. I feel bad for all the suckers out there working that boring old 9 to 5.

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! As promised, here’s a few of our favorite clips since our last Clipisode. This has been great research for our upcoming 100th podcast. Oops… I’ve said too much… Where is my Men In Black flashy thing…

Welcome to the Don’t Crack podcast! That’s right, I’m the male version of Oprah... Everyone gets a prize. It was kind of nice to take a trip down memory lane. I just wish I could go back in time and tell young Joel to invest in Bitcoin. That would be my prize to myself.