Don't Expect Anything

This week we welcome one of our INTERNATIONAL LISTENERS to the podcast. That’s right, international listeners, you too could end up on this “award-winning” “podcast” if you put your mind to it. United States foreign correspondent Allie joins us for a very strange topic involving invasive intestinal investigation (and dolphins, lots of dolphins). Then the inevitable Australia/America comparisons are rolled out, and the general consensus is that everything is going downhill. There’s also a cheeky sleeper cell secret swap at some point, wherein we let down our country by exposing the truth about Vegemite. We’re sorry, Australia. We’re just trying to maintain the historic friendship between ourselves and the home of the brave. Can I get a USA! USA! USA!

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Huw: @huwperfluous

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The only time for mice to play is when the cat is away and that usually happens at NIGHT. This week, Huw and Jeremy dust off a little two person podcast premise to bring back Don’t Expect Anything: Nights, the classic duo episode that skyrocketed them to new heights of fame! To match the evening theme, the two midnight men talk about things you can only do during the night time. A very promising premise indeed!

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Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

This week, the Talkie Boys use their knowledge of what is hip and popular to create a new hit television show. With reality TV, it is all about the premise and do they have a real doozy. Speaking of a real doozy, Jeremy also confronts Huw about his bathroom habits in another attempt to publicly shame his friend.

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Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

The Talkie Boys gather around the ol’ table of debate once again to discuss their choices for the best fantasy/adventure film of all time. With three incredible films to argue over, things get immediately heated as Huw (a 23 year old man) throws a hissy fit during his opening arguments which causes petty turmoil to take hold of the rest of the episode. Seriously, the man broke a lamp and is just a real baby because of it. If you’re allergic to cranky little boys having a sook, avoid this episode.

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Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

This week the boys discuss childhood trends and fads, but not before Josh is welcomed back from his holiday to the USA. After a brief breakdown of the land of the free – largely a critique of their food and drink – the conversation turns to fedoras, Yu-Gi-Oh cards, questionable fashion choices and beatboxing. Oh beatboxing, Huw’s achilles heel. Ladies and gentleman, wait until you hear the King of Mouth Noises lay down his PHAT BEAT under the smooth sounds of a rap about whales.

Grammys, you’re on notice…

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

It’s a real spine-busting, pile-driving, slobber-knocker of an episode this week as the boys take turns at inventing their very own wrestling superstars! Then Huw gets a little carried away in his nostalgic passion for WWE in the late 2000s, and regales his co-hosts with stories of love, betrayal and in-ring representations of American foreign policy. If you like WWE then this is your episode. If you don’t then you may as well throw yourself over the top rope you jabroni.

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

Forty weeks ago, the Talkie Boys and special guest Liv Staffieri began a journey they never thought they would see the end of. They looked deep inside themselves and found their immoral, horn-dog souls and decided to go through IMDB’s Top 250 rated films and create porn parody titles for each and every one of them. This week, the journey reaches it inevitable disappointing climax as they finish off the list once and for all.

250 movies. 250 porn titles. A whole lot of gross/nonsense sexual innuendos.

So please, sit back, take off your pants and enjoy the final IMDB Top 250 Porno Films.

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Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

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Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

Jeremy is away this week, but as Huw and Josh try to roll on into a regular episode they are interrupted by a surprise guest! For those of you who have listened before, you may remember him as the hopeful turkey farmer on his way to compete in the 4th Annual Turkey Rama-Drama. Either way, you’ll now come to know him as the most frustrating, infuriating, double-raisin-bran-peddling madman that he has become. Throughout the episode he tells us several stories, but always comes back to his experiences at the Rama-Drama. Failure and rebirth are central to his story, as is arranged marriage, turkey-pardoning and the nuances of selling jackets. Personally, as a humble description writer with no ulterior motives, I’d love some sort of fan petition or rally to never have this man back again.

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

The Talkie Boys start their second year as podcasters by attempting to lose as many fans as they can by starting the episode discussing politics and religion, two subjects “everyone” can agree on. But, when this gets too contentious, they turn to the wonderful world of dogs to try and decide which one is the best.

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g

Oh boy, this garbage fire has been on the air for one whole year! Yes, you read that correctly, one year ago the Talkie Boys embarked on a journey to bring you the bare minimum in podcasting entertainment and ‘lo and behold, they did it? To celebrate the occasion, Jeremy has collated a few clips from the past year that didn’t make it to the air. From conversations initially deemed too racy, to esoteric bits that just didn’t fit the episode, it’s all here! So settle in and please enjoy our 1st Anniversary ‘Best-of-the-Rest’ Bonanza!

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Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels

Josh: @j__sh._

Huw: @huwperfluous

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIlEVJAU7gIirt6xgaG3g4g