Don't Expect Anything

The Talkie Boys are reduced to one but luckily Huw has managed to book his favourite band, an up-and-coming acoustic trio from America. He is immediately star-struck and loses control of the interview, whereupon his guests take him on a magical mystery tour through their musicality.

The Talkie Boys welcome their long-time friend Keegan Mew to the podcast and instead of asking him about his life as a talented musician and all around charming guy, Jeremy delivers a monologue about his recent trip to the barber. When he finally shut up, the boys dive into their memories once again as they reminisce about travel shenanigans, including a camel called Megatron in the Sahara Desert, a pillow fight gone wrong in Thailand and a trip through the Russian border.

While discussing the best Play School window shape and the careers of various wrestlers, Jeremy and Huw remember an appointment and must dash off. But luckily, they booked some guests to fill their places, the Sausage Brothers of New Orleans: Stranley and Damon Durdirt. NOISE WARNING, these brothers are very loud. Not going to even try and sugar coat this, they are the worst podcast guests to grace this Earth.

The Talkie Boys are behind bars this week as they discuss what tactics they would utilise to survive prison. When that discussion reaches its inevitable conclusion, an out-of-the-box second topic leads to the creation of a half-assed improvisation scene concerning the trial of The Beaver Family v. Silver Snake in Judge Hooty’s Venezuelan Animal Court!

Today the Talkie Boys go back to school where they reminisce about their teachers and classmates, and all of the shenanigans along the way. Naturally there are a few distractions, including encouraged homosexual repression, apples, plant/human sustainability and crosswords.

The Talkie Boys are a low energy trio this week as travel and sickness have struck them right to their core. This creates a pair of assholes in Josh and Huw as Jeremy tries to tell a simple story about hiding wet underwear and becomes enraged when his so called “friends” won’t let him finish. Then, the guys try to impress you by telling about the times they were cool, which… I mean… you know how this ends.

Take your pants off and get frisky because it is time once again to dive into the well of depravity as the Talkie Boys welcome Liv Staffieri back to the podcast to count down another 50 IMDB Porn Films. Amidst the countless movie sex puns, the gang discusses being friends with their exes, robot sex and the minutiae of love with new friend of the show, Beciii G.

The Talkie Boys are run down this week and out of the studio, under the pump to get their shit together. Josh is back from a Hawaiian vacation and has a few things to say about America, which Jeremy is more than happy to jump on board with. After they lampoon an entire country from a mere three weeks of experience, they get down to the business of evil as they all describe their half-baked plans to take over the world.

The Talkie Boys are down a man this week as a missing Jeremy allow Josh and Huw some time to really bro out and talk about MasterChef and the Australian national anthem. Just as they are forging an even deeper connection, they are interrupted by a strange man named Wilson Teet, a competitive turkey farmer.

WELCOME BACK to another episode of our humble little poddy. This week, the Talkie Boys wade through the literal trash in their Jar of Truth until they stumble across a few topics for some tight chats. They debate types of peanut butter and then Josh asks a question that ignites a screaming match, turning friend against friend, Boy against Boy. Will this be the end of the podcast… FOREVER?!