Don't Go Outside

As we start to see a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel, the guys talk about the vaccination rollout , what exactly constitutes a substantial meal, and why you’ll never look at a bottle of Jameson’s whisky the same way again!

oh, and non UK listeners may want to google Keith Chegwin...the Chegwin chat gets weirdly intense.

So, grab yourself a Scotch egg, pour yourself a stiff one, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

This week see’s the guys mulling over the age old question…who would win in a fight between Robocop and R2-D2. Obviously Robocop, but what about Robocop and the Terminator? Obviously The Terminator because he’s bad ass and totally rocks.

From the future of AI to the best movie robots, this is a tech heavy android-fest. Ready for the singularity? Thought not.

A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!

So, Come with me if you want to live, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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Another lockdown…another zoom call. Againt the odds the guys attempt to bring you premium content with minimum effort, and it sort of works! They cover the usual topics…the Blue Peter tortoise graveyard, monkey jealousy, but it’s mainly about Bond…James Bond. After the passing of wife-slapping legend Sean Connery, it seemed only right that we give the Bond franchise a good going over. 

A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!

So, grab your vodka martini, whip out your Octopussy, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

It's that time of year when we buy all our presents online, keep well apart from our friends and loved ones and gawp at one another over a glitchy video call. Yes....it's CHRISTMAS!

The guys get together for a little festive chat about all things christmas...food...films...and food. The usual.

So, have a very merry Christmas, a brighter New Year, but whatever you do...Don't Go Outside!

This week the guys wield their great power with little or no responsibility as we talk all things spider. Spider-man…Spider killers…and just massive spiders! 

We cover the latest TV adaption of Aldous Huxley’s novel Brave New World, Netflix movie Inheritance, and Dean recounts the story of “Denver Spider-man”, Theodore Edward Coneys.

So, re-fill your web shooter, get your Spidey Sense tingling,  but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

This week the guys have been doing some heavy duty sitting down and talk about what they’ve watched with their eyes. We’re talking Ratched. We’re talking Utopia. We’re talking The Haunting of Bly Manor. Is that enough for ya?

Plus we have Disco clowns, some good facts from Al, and we hear the next instalment in the never to be released movie…Griller Killer!

So, pre-heat your oven to 180c ,baste your meat real good, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

This week the guys discuss John Carpenter’s killer car flick “Christine”, Christopher Nolan’s brain melting time- twister “Tenet”, and Al expresses his surprising concern for former Queen bassist John Deacon.

So, start your engines,adjust your seatbelt,  but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

This week the guys decide to take matters into their own hands. Spurred on by underwhelming horror flick The Slenderman, Dean thinks it’s time to have a stab at writing their own movie script. How hard can it be, right?

Allen’s back with some easy to disprove facts, Dean tells us about the creepy tale of Dr. Carl Tanzler, and we learn all about the 45 degree rule.

So, check the angle of your dangle, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

In this episode, the guys tackle the big questions. Time…what is it? When was it? What exactly is the Sith’s policy on bin collection?

They talk about their top time travel movies, mysterious time travelling market traders and Allen reveals his plan to go back in time and kill cheese.

 So, Kill, Die, Repeat but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

Do Penguins have legs? Does Gregory Peck have a great big neck? What the Hell is Batpussy?

I guess we’ll never know for certain, but listening to this episode will certainly give us a better insight into some of life’s unanswerable questions. Like what was Robert De Niro’s finest performance?

Dean scares himself half to death by watching horror classic The Omen, Al tells us what he’s learned this week, and Pete thinks something is amiss at the Swizzlels factory.

So, sit down, shut up, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!