Don't Go Outside

In this LONG awaited epidsode we talk space. Deep space and what might (or might not) be floating around in it. Could there be life on Mars?

The group is split but there’s always the camel beauty pageant to take are mind off things.

So, keep your eyes to the skies but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…the week after Christmas. So now the turkey has gone and we’re down to the last six boxes of chocolate, we can relax, unwind and listen to these three goons chat about all things festive.

You want Xmas Chat? Check. You want amazing film facts? Check. You want poetry? That’s right…POETRY! Big. Fat. Check. 

Disclaimer – Not all (or any) “facts” are thoroughly researched, verified or, in some cases, true at all. We’ll leave you to decide which is which.

So, make your resolutions, mess about for a fortnight then break them,  but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

The week we lost Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (Mam as in jam), the guys take time to reflect on what was, to some, a fittingly right Royal send off, but to others a huge waste of tax payers money in a time of financial crisis and uncertainty. Which camp are we pitching our tents?

But it’s not all crowns and coffins. We also talk about Dean’s social media misunderstanding, movie remakes that should be made right now and the time Al mistakenly attended a swinger’s party. (Yeah…right!)

So, bow your heads, let the bag-pipes play but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

Whether you’re a horror fiend, a thriller killer or an unashamed dirty Rom-Com whore there’s a movie genre for everyone. But what if we can’t have them all? 

As Netflix stumbles in the streaming site wars amid ever growing competition, rumours emerge of a genre cull. Is that something that the sofa-plex going public will tolerate? What genre would you be willing to lose?

How about the “Culinary Thriller”? Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! Pete talks about Netfix Kitchen based Stress-fest Boiling Point, and Dean tells us what he thinks about gangster chasing cop drama The Highwaymen.

And there may be some talk about cricket.

So, polish your ball and butter your crease, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

What do YOU do when you think no-one’s looking? That’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself, but in this latest episode the guys talk about what they do, and although nowhere near as bad as what you get up to…it’s still pretty weird. Mannequin molestation? 

We talk big screen too. Al finally put a shift in and watched “Ghostbusters: Afterlife”, Pete goes all Grindhouse and discusses Ty West’s “X” and we don our Viking helmets for “The Northman”.

So, if you know your Titsmarsh from your Holmes…well done, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

As we remember the late Taylor Hawkins, Al tries to differentiate between a Flamingo and a Pelican (It was neither) and Pete discovers what QAnon is all about, we turn to the silver screen for solace.

Want to know what we think about Will Smith smacking Chris Rock in the chops? Make yourself comfortable. Curious about our thoughts on The Batman? You’re welcome.

Add to that Starz original Pam & Tommy and The Suicide Squad spin-off Peacemaker then you’ve got yourself quite a pod! Did we mention it was our 60th episode!?

So, spring clean your Bat-cave, (and yes that is a euphemism), but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

In uncertain times it’s good to take a look back at happier, safer times. A time when a group of European terrorists can take control of a tower block and leave you with a smile on your face, a killer robot from the future tells you he’ll be back, and a drunken Chinese man falls from a balcony, breaking his back…and we laugh! Oh, how we laughed.

So, break out your best Kung Fu, and cue the montage but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

With Allen otherwise engaged in pursuing his lifelong ambition to create a world record, it’s left to Dean and Pete to steer this shabby looking ship into calmer waters. And as Pete’s got a bit of a cold that mainly leaves Dean to carry the load.

But it’s not all bad news…we got to go back to the cinema! We’ve got Marvel’s Black Widow, DC’s The Suicide Squad and M. Night Shyamalan’s Old to talk about. That’s good, right?

So, grab your popcorn, feed the man in the box, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

This week the guys take a look in to the darker side of life (and death) as we talk killers. As in serial killers…the real ratbags. We’re talking Ramirez…Raider…Ripper. But we also talk about cats and coldsores so, you know, it’s not all severed heads and people sandwiches!

A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!

So, close the curtains, double lock the door, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

In this new episode the guys get a little nostalgic as we hark back to the days of the ZX Spectrum, the BMX and singing along to the Auf Wiedersehen Pet theme tune. Yes…the eighties!

In a time before irony was invented we take a look back at the biggest movies of the time, how Allen is consistently taken in by fan made trailers, and can Dean really blame everything on his under-active thyroid? That’s living alright!

A word of warning…as this podcast was recorded remotely the sound quality may be a little less than your sweet ears are used to. But what do you want for free? Deal with it!

So grab you Rubik’s cube, press record on your shiny new VHS player, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!