Don't Go Outside

 It’s that time of year again. Doesn’t it half come round quick!? That time when we all say that it’s doesn’t feel at all Christmassy. But its here so deal with it. So, to continue the un-festive feel, this episode sees Pete talk about his trip to Mexico, Dean has a fall and Allen…well…Al does what he does. 

So, wrap your pigs in blankets, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

What are sweetbreads? What is a Bisto dip? Does Eternia have a DFS? 

These are just some of the questions asked in this meaty episode as Pete gets busy chomping on a cows face, Dean tries to buy Slipknot tickets and Al discovers, much to his horror, what Haggis is really made from. It’s truly offal.

So, pre-heat the oven to 180c , but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

There are many ways to go. Most of us would like to think that we’ll slip away in our sleep at a ripe old age, surrounded by family and loved ones. But some, misguided, adventurous fools, will die screaming while being nadgered by a shark, or fall head first into a one-way chasm of death. Not us. I can tell you that for nowt.

So, while Dean scares us silly with the story of the Nutty Putty Caving Incident, the rest of us try to sort our Argonauts from our Titans, and wonder why anyone would so much as dip a toe into the ocean...EVER!

So, get yourself a bigger boat, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

There’s nothing more attractive than a man who knows how to handle his tool. A man who knows his Tube Nuts from his flange bolt thingy. Yes, creating fire from scratch can be impressive, but can you use a bubble wotsit to sort that wonky shelf? No? That’s what Dads are for.

So, with that said, we also have belated Oscar chat (we’re working on it!), American Wrestling, and talk about our favourite movie masks. 

So, fire up your impact driver, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Now look here. DGO are not ones to preach (much), but now and again there are important topics that need to be addressed and the stigma around men getting their prostate checked is one such issue. Yes…we’ve gone there.

But it’s not all serious back door talk. There’s also movie reviews, Hedgehog attacks and offal chat. What’s not to like?

So, lie on your side and lift your knees up to your chest, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

In order for any society to thrive there needs to be stability, an order to things. You can’t have people changing things willy-Nilly, making up their own rules and challenging the Status Quo when they feel like it. Well, you can when it’s absolutely necessary, but some things are not up for change and the Great British mixed grill is one of those things!

At last this raging hot potato is tackled head on…and it’s not a pretty sight. 

So, pick your Big Five, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

Want to hear Dean talk about his trip to New York? “Fuhgeddaboudit!” 

Want to hear Allen’s secret to making the perfect ‘slaw’? “Hey! I’m walking here!”

This episode has these, and other bits, cleverly edited together to make them sort of make sense. We’re talking parking ticket Hell, whale sperm theories de-bunked, and killer cartoon bears. Add to that Apocalypse Clowns, Killers of the Flower Moon and Steve Coogan’s creepy portrayal of TV paedophile Jimmy Savile and you’ve got yourself one spicy meatball!

So, pop in a pickled onion but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

Birthdays are something to celebrate. Whether you go for a family meal, a classy wine tasting or a naked bungee jump in the Aldi carpark, they should be treasured. Especially when you get to the age of these three codgers. 

As Dean marks his milestone, we also hear of his interest, and complete bafflement, in the world of wine. What? How much? Why?

Pete tells of his first dining in the dark experience, Allen reveals his fear of “Mystery Meat”, and Dean enthralls with a truly horrible tale of aquatic love gone wrong. Oh, and there’s a bit about Stephen King in there as well. 

So, remember All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

“I’ll be back.” “Get to the chopper!” “I did not get my maid pregnant.” These are just a few quotes from arguably one of the greatest action stars, and indeed Arnolds, of all time…Schwarzenegger!

From his best bangers to his worst clangers, we hear the guys favourites and guilty pleasures. You know what they say…One man’s Terminator is another’s Jingle All The Way. 

Other topics covered may also include freakishly bendy elbows, orbs from down below and we ask…which Batman Villian would you hench for?

So, come with me if you want to live, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside! 

We all love walking into our favourite pub. The friendly barman / woman pouring you a well-earned pint of your usual / small sherry, putting your favourite song on the jukebox, pig snacks in hand waiting for the wave machine to start. Bliss!

This episode sees the boys discuss their dream pubs, Armie Hammer, and waving Chinese bears. The perfect trio.

So, pour yourself a frosty one, settle in by the fire / karaoke machine, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!