Welcome back to The Pre Nup, the podcast where we talk honestly about love, weddings, and everything in between.

This week, we're joined by the hilarious Brendan Donegan for a no-holds-barred breakdown of the one part of the wedding day everyone fears and no one prepares for: the speeches. As a comic who's spent years on stage (and survived more than a few bachelor parties, engagement parties, and "surprise, we hired a comedian" disasters), Brendan knows exactly why most wedding toasts flop and how to actually land one.

From the best man speech so inappropriate it became a cautionary tale, to the maid-of-honor opener you need to retire immediately, to why you should never, EVER let ChatGPT write your toast, Brendan holds nothing back. We get into the genuine-vs-funny rule that instantly makes any speech better, the real reason brides wear wigs to their bachelorette, the great garter toss debate, and the father-daughter dance song guaranteed to wreck you. Then we close it out with a brutally honest Rom Com Rewatch of Bride Wars (which Brendan may or may not call one of the worst wedding movies ever made).

Whether you're writing a speech, terrified of giving one, or just want the funniest, most honest take on wedding-day chaos, this episode is for you.

Episode Highlights:

• Why you should never let ChatGPT write your wedding speech (and what it can't do for you)

• The one-line rule that instantly makes any toast better  

• The best man speech so inappropriate it became a cautionary tale (with the in-laws sitting right there)

• The maid-of-honor opener you need to stop using

• Exactly how long your speech should be (and the number that makes guests mentally check out)

• Why hiring a comedian for your wedding or bachelor party almost always backfires

• The real reason brides and bridesmaids wear wigs to the bachelorette 

• The garter toss debate: keep the tradition or retire it for good?

• The father-daughter dance song that will absolutely make you sob

• A genius hack to stop stage-hungry guests from hijacking your reception

• The Bride Wars rewatch: is it really one of the worst wedding movies ever made?

Find Brendan: Instagram: @brendandonegancomedy