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Bobby Stubbs joins us this week as we dismember 1995's Mortal Kombat. Is it a Flawless Victory or a BRUTALITY? Listen and find out!

"Better late than never" is probably a phrase that doesn't apply here. But yes, we're back with an episode from last year, hence the Christmasy theme. It's a Christmas Vacation! Never got this one out because of a billion different reasons, but seems like it would be a good way to prepare your earholes for our Second Coming. Capitalized because it's sure to be an event that'll go straight to the history books... That's right. NEW EPISODES SOON. So enjoy this garbage fire of an episode in the meantime, or at least pass an hour with us as we celebrate National Lampoon's A Christmas Intervention.

This week The Simpsons get roasted for real in the first of many(?) Christmas themed episodes. Britt and Ben take it back to 1989 for the very first ep of America's favorite four-fingered family. Featuring guest appearances from a malevolent AI and the first couple seconds of the Rick and Morty theme song.

This week, grab some painkillers, strap on your tap "dancing" zapatos and join Britt and Ben as they provide listeners with a well thought out, critical analysis of the informative documentary, The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. Yeah, I'm all out of jokes this week, this garbage speaks for itself.

Just in time for Halloween (heh heh) Ben and Britt endure Britt's all time favorite Austin Powers sequel, Halloween: Halloween Two Oh. It's light on scares and but does feature LoL Cool J as a shapeshifting security guard, which is kinda cool. You win some, you lose some, I guess.

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In a world where movies are named after their pacing issues instead of their content, Britt and Ben dive headfirst into the spoooookily wet summer blockbuster, Crawl... and come up dry.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The time to Netflix and chill, emphasis on CHIIIIIIILL. Britt, Natalie and Ben finally get around to The Office. And being the season for tricks and treating, it's a Halloween episode. But first, Britt and Ben must face the scariest enemy of all for one final showdown... TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.

A new weekly bonus episode where we attempt to talk about things that DON'T suck! To quote William Ferrell in the cinematic masterpiece, We Bought a Zoolander, "Haaaaaappppyyyy ha ha ha ha..."

COWABUNGA DUDES! This week's episode gives ya a little taste of our Patreon exclusive episodes. Britt makes Ben watch one of his childhood favorites, 1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Movie. Will Ben be succumb to Britts childhood taste and actually get into something that is basically just guys in puppet masks and NOT a bunch of horrible CGI? Well... Death comes for us all...