Highschoolers aren't the only thing on the menu in this week's episode. Britt and Ben sink their teeth into the series premiere of The Vampire Diaries, and decide straight up VD would be more enjoyable. Stay tuned "get over here" next week for a "flawless victory" of an episode! Hint hint, wink wink.

This week Britt and Ben decide to tackle one of those Law and Order: CSI NCSIDGAF shows, Criminal Minds. The episode, "Masterpiece," turns out to be anything but. Featuring the plotlines of every 2000's action film and every guy who played George in Seinfeld AND a Tank Girl reference. What's not to love?

Ben reminds Britt that not ALL of the 90's was complete garbage by showing him the worst episode of The X-Files, a childhood favorite. Join them as they discuss and destroy "Teso Dos Bichos" which surprisingly doesn't translate the way you would think.

Finally, some positivity. Ben bucks the established system by convincing Britt to watch the first season of Amazon's fantastic anti-superhero show, The Boys. ***SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON(and some minor spoilers for the comic)***

Brittches and Ben stomp all over sacred ground in this ill-advised examination of Dr. Who's most beloved episode. Blink and you'll miss the titular character in the tenth episode of the third season of Dr. Where(the f*** is he)

While writing the summary for the first episode of the second season of this podcast, Ben wonders why this podcast has seasons in the first place. Seems a little silly, but at least it means no more episodes of Friends. This week, Britt rolls out another of his favorites, 2 Broke Girls and One Cup(cake stand)

All good things come to an end, and thankfully the same is true for bad things. In the final episode of DMMWT's first season, Britt has a startling realization and Ben praises the gods that he'll never have to watch another episode of Friends. Little does he realize, there are far worse shows in store... "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"

Ben insists on watching the Pilot of Friends, and quickly understands why Britt tried to keep it swept under the rug. Featuring a very special guest of the feline variety.

Britt falls in love with Joey all over again, while Ben continues his trademark disruptive segways and incoherent rants in this very special, very spun off episode about the truly atrocious Friends spin-off, Joey. Buckle in, it's Garbage Day!

Britt and Ben spend way too much time talking about Giovanni Ribisi. Also they discuss another garbage episode of the garbage television show, Friends. The One With all the Embryos, to be specific.