Don't Sit There. It's Wet.

Gay vitriol as Cole talks shit about certain personality traits people have--something he's decided at his old age he's allowed to do.  He and JJ talk about their old boss, Dan*el, and decide that he's actually sexy and might wanna run away with him...Cole had never heard the great Taco hit, Puttin' On The Ritz, until this week and he's obsessed.  JJ says women like to talk to his penis.  Cole and JJ bravely acknowledge that taking advantage of houseless people in exchange for showers is wrong and should be called out.  Hasty, impetuous, and savage.   Sorry not sorry.  

Are you a good puker?  Can you handle getting to the bathroom in time?  Ever have a little bit of a drinking problem?  Cole and JJ also talk about men being so under-repped in cosmetics and fragrance; natural deodorant doesn't work; it's the truth and we have to be honest about it.  How old does someone need to be before you take real beauty advice from them?  We think you need to be at least 30 before we can take your advice on cannabis.  On the level and bona fide, we talk random sh*t and mean every word.  

It's our twentieth episode and we're expanding our universe into the live streaming world.  You can catch Cole and JJ now on Twitch throughout the week.  We'll be doing live, uncut versions of our Podcast, live chatting and drinking parties with friends, even watch parties through Amazon.  Catch up with our streaming schedule and subscribe to us if you're into what we're putting out there.  True Crime rarely makes it's way into our chats, but a new show called Undercover Underage is already addictive to Cole.  2021 has come on quick and it'll be over before we know it.  JJ and Cole are going to keep you in the holiday spirit this year, despite the pandemic humbuggery sure to be going in your own neighborhood.  

JJ and his girl had a hellish encounter on their weekend coastal getaway.  He comes in hot to talk about this one; real hotel hell...Cole’s co-worker tested positive for Covid; he tested negative again for the third time since the pandemic started.  He keeps having anxiety nightmares, waking up, and clawing at the sky.  Cole realizes how old he is when he opens Twitch—it’s too much for his brain to wrap itself around.  Although he’s making progress as he buys more gear for live streaming.  Unhesitating, fearless, and spirited banter prime for undaunted ears.  

JJ Gooding co-hosts another fun drinking session where we talk big picture ideas like The Great Resignation--around 40% of the work force leaving for greener pastures, making most jobs (and services) less tolerable than before.  Cole used to let people treat him like a limp doll in the sack when he was younger, all to impress people; something he'd never care about now.  They discuss the last week of Cole's life being a hotel manager again; a tragic and sad week, actually.  Pissing off your friends is something you can't avoid sometimes, right?  Unshrinking, undaunted, unflinching...good times with Cole Vrana and JJ Gooding.  

JJ snuck in to the studio to do a little day-drinking; we discuss our old friends and the parties they keep planning but never actually having.  Nova's episode about marijuana and pregnancy has me a little terrified for a friend we know.  We casually discuss my childhood (triggering for sensitive listeners) and the reasons I am why I probably am.  I started a new job in a salaried management position at a hotel; already having a crazy time (actually fun).  We spoil Halloween Kills and what we hope for the next chapter - which is pure Revenge flick madness.  Grenadine added to almost anything makes my life better--paramount and urgent, these topics hit the sweet spot.   JJ Gooding co-hosts.  

 

I pulled an old trick and ghosted a gig...I just hated the atmosphere of the place, which is what I'm after: the 'perfect' work atmosphere.  We're expanding our 'Don't Sit There' universe with live streaming starting next Friday (and throughout the week after we adjust).  I f*ck with Halloween and Christmas big time; I'm after Gremlins for the house this year--they're the perfect decoration I don't have yet.  Semen finds it's way back into our conversation this week...again.(?)  That and other prudent and necessary topics covered--JJ Gooding co-hosts.  

My old church choir teacher was a c#%@.  She didn't let me sing out like I wanted.  She took me into a little room and made me sing "kitty kitty kitty" over and over again.  Also, I daydream about taking over this little restaurant in my hometown called Kim's Place.  When I was a teenager, this was all we had for Asian cuisine.  It was a tiny shack that said Oriental Food on it--still does, actually.  Also, JJ and I discuss my semen and it's apparently dangerous powers on at least one person (I guess it's called human seminal plasma hypersensitivity).  Shhhhhh.  Challenging and adventurous--JJ Gooding co-hosts.  

Isn't experiencing bowel discomfort at work one of the worst feelings in the world?  I tend to forgive the person running to the bathroom over and over when he/she gives me a mediocre haircut, pedicure, etc.  Also, I used to be a rat, elementary all the way through high school.  JJ and I have been looking for work in the cannabis industry (what we're used to) and it's been a hoot.  By the way...my marijuana tolerance is alarmingly high, I'm told.  1000 mgs?  Child's play, baby.  Another ill-advised and carefree piece of content.  JJ Gooding guests.  

What would we do without Thirst Traps on IG?  So what if too much of my day gets lost in a rabbit hole of lust and wonder?  People are so judgmental; not JJ and I--we live for it.  We talk a lot of sex this show, then hit on tv drag culture and our obsession with with it.  Men with acrylics and the "palm grip" some of us have gotten or given during intimate encounters where acrylics are long and at play.  Turn off or not?  Polysecure...what does that mean to you?  It's really funny to JJ and I.  A spirited and ungoverned hunk of audio ready for playback.