Don't Sit There. It's Wet.

Old men in the gym; it's so wrong to take a picture of an old nude man reading a novel, right?  Also...I become super vulnerable and admit that I wore a pair of contacts as a teenager for an entire year.  That's 365 days contact lenses became a part of me, like Garth's underwear.  My brother and his friend were busted at Wal-Mart for shoplifting as teenagers--DVDs were their prime target and they didn't go down without a lame-ass fight.  My friend's mother liked to tie up her gay husband...or he needed to tie her up to get it up?  Who knows...another gutsy and hardy chunk of audio with Juggalo AND hetero (it's cool, guys), JJ Gooding.  

Our mother used to threaten to run away all the time and we loved it.  Southern hillbillies believe it's impossible to get full at a Chinese-style buffet.  My jock style underwear arrives more like a glitter bomb than anything else.  My brother and I have been making music forever and a day...he and his boyfriend, Justin, call in to appease Isaiah (full episode with only my twin brother coming), and I play us out with a little southern tune that never made it past 'demo' stage.  Another reckless and gritty episode with Jesse (JJ) Gooding--and his girlfriend, Krystal, sitting right behind him, ready to pounce.   

This week we're drinking and toasting to my favorite hound of all time, Olive Petunia Vrana, my baby girl, who finally left us at 14 years old.  Also, I've decided that I need to purchase ass-less underwear to get attention.  Jesse and I dive deep into what went on under the dock at my childhood lake house; I become weak and admit what I consider to be the pinnacle of my sexual pleasures.  I hated the taste of penis so bad at first, I assumed I must be straight.  If it couldn't get any juicier, Dolly Parton released a new fragrance and I'm leaking fluid thinking about it.  Venturous and unafraid, JJ and I got it covered this week.  

Airin' it out today and not apologizing for sh*t.  Ivy Cannabis was a hellhole of a dispensary I worked for and the things that went on there deserve a little (or a lot of) air time.  Jesse joins me to discuss that and a time when he and his Juggalo pals tormented Arizona for the day about 20 years ago.  Justin spills a couple secrets from the past and my brother and I really don't care, like usual.  Another unabashed and sumptuous meal of love, hate, and everything  gay or funny in between.  

My half-brother is a legit psychopath and I have stories to prove it.  My father collected foreign, fetish porn print magazines and relentlessly visited bigfloppyboobs.c*m when the interweb came to enrich our lives.  We also learn that Jesse's family hits each other with frying pans when it gets real.  Isaiah's older female houseguest used to "fry salmon" in the bathroom.   Another stunning and illuminating episode.  Featuring JJ Gooding and Isaiah Stuart.    

Cole is wary of the girl who's been knockin' down Isaiah's door; she's tiny and can't be trusted.  Jesse finally explains that queefs sound like tiny dinosaurs; my idiot father lit himself on fire in the living room when I was a teenager and it was awesome.  I make the most inappropriate comment on the show I've made to date and gallantly left it in.  More valiant and dogmatic stories to keep your blood pumping or boiling.  

I invite Isaiah's sister, Olivia, back for some messed up phone fun and talkin' major sh*t.  I thought JJ was joining me to discuss sex from a more grown up perspective than my show was used to...then he told me what 'chili-dogging" a girl was and  'earning your red wings'...then I realized the show is never growing up.  Another courageous and intrepid episode.  

Featuring: Isaiah Stuart, Olivia Stuart, JJ Gooding 

Cole and Isaiah took the plunge and jumped out of a plane, Olivia pops in to continue our education on girl on girl stuff, Cole decides sex with Gwen Stefani could be tolerable, he refers to 'Green River Gary' as 'Green Mile Gary' during a tender conversation about sex.  An audacious and adventurous time yet again.  

Recorded during Cole's previous job, he and Isaiah discover secrets and exploit them for fun.  Find the podcast at pdxpartygirls.com if you wanna mix it up.  

First Encounters, including gay ones, in exciting first show with friend, Isaiah Stuart.