This week Keegan and Christina talk about the holiday break and resolutions. The FMK is between Capricorns Kate McKinnon, Zoey Deschanel and Nina Dobrev.

Going into the bad dates, Christina shares a lying, pretentious date that gets put out by smoking and Keegan shares a wild ride with spiders, meth and screaming. Christina wraps it up in the true crime segment, Tainted Love, with the story of Todd Garton.

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