Don't Wreck Yourself

Don't Wreck Yourself

By Ryan Placchetti, Matt SaintsingComedy
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Don't Wreck Yourself episodes

  • Oops! All Reddit!
    On the precipice of a vacation, Matt and Ryan skip the research and just dive right into a big bowl of Reddit questions. This episode features nuclear explosions, dinosaurs, more dinosaurs, and murder most foul. Clap your hands, we did it!
    46 min
  • Blowing Holes and Blowing Minds
    Matt and Ryan came to the internet to blow holes and blow minds, and they're both out of their minds. This episode uncovers the truth behind some whale tales, then the guys help a Redditor who has been chasing his tail. After that, they are back to the beaches examining a claim about a beloved cartoon character who keep washing up on the shores of France before they dive into a few math related quandaries.
    46 min
  • Fossil Fools
    An episode jam-packed with dinosaurs leaves no stone unturned, starting with the fashion choices of a brachiosaurus. Matt argues why a hit-dinosaur-flick from the 1990s (you know the one) is the unexpected feminist tale. The fellas try to get to the bottom of just what fossil fuels are and get distracted by a dinosaur puppet TV show.
    40 min
  • Smoking, Joking, and Some Ice Cold Poking
    In this episode, Matt shares a meme with Ryan that makes dubious claims about ancient drug paraphernalia. Then they discuss the sleepiest way to kick a bad habit. The guys then examine some ubiquitous yet largely unnoticed sources of canned laughter in popular media. Finally, they provide serious medical advice regarding precisely where you should stick it. What's "it" ? Well, how about a hint? It'll help you keep your cool when you're getting... hot.
    46 min
  • The Tooth About Swans
    In today's episode, Matt and Ryan ruffle feathers with hot takes on birds and bird culture, exposing the seedy corkscrewed sexual underbelly of waterfowl courtship. Matt also takes his love of minerals mainstream in a discussion of tooth on tooth violence. Be sure to rate, review, and follow us on social media at @wreckyourpod everywhere it matters.
    34 min
  • Whackademics
    In this episode, Matt and Ryan have a bone to pick with a viral image, discuss a bet between two nerds, explain the human impact on the genetic development of the humble house fly, and dot the T's and cross every I as they weigh into some culture war concerns about the imminent death of cursive script.
    42 min
  • Mimosa Mouth
    An alcohol-packed episode brings a serious analysis of an unfortunate TikTok. Matt explains the ins and outs of what is known as California Sober. The guys give up on answering a tequila question and start giving drink recommendations.
    43 min
  • Weezy and the White Messiah
    Ryan and Matt discuss the meaning and poetry behind an iconic rap lyric. The fellas out their lack of religiosity while choosing their favorite deity. And a deceased European royal is worshipped by some South Pacific Islanders, which spurs a conversation of just what a so-called cargo cult is.
    58 min
  • Hootie and the Blow Poke
    Matt finally sees a true-crime series Ryan recommended years ago. Ryan presents an odd theory of the series that has legs...and wings. And a crazy tweet from the folks who house our nukes sparks a lively discussion about the value of children.
    42 min
  • Hot Zebra Stepmom Yoga
    Matt explains a testy situation he got caught up in and shares his experience to help others. Ryan tells the tale of the show's first AITA from Reddit, and an A-hole is crowned. A former confederate state's perplexing yoga ban. And inbred zebras CAN change their spots.
    39 min

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Don't Wreck Yourself is a weekly podcast about finding truth on the internet. On each episode, we assess a claim wrecking the internet, answer questions nobody asked us, and keep you from ruining your…