An all McDonald's episode includes the many ways in which the iconic fast-food chain has ventured into different modes of transportation. Ryan brings up a truly hilarious index and a great way of explaining the debates surrounding the minimum wage.

A conversation about why Americans have a distorted sense of privacy and filming in public gives way to telling the stimulating tale of a future movie chronicling the time an unsuspecting omnivore chowed down on some primo Colombian bam-bam.

Your most trusted internet advisors discuss some of the earliest adult content on record and bathe in the perplexity of the Kentucky meat shower (it's exactly what it sounds like).

The guys run down a series of rabbit holes in their search for the truth. Ryan tells about his harrowing near death experience at the wrong end of a banana. Matt sniffs around a dog adoption bar. Then they talk hot lava and prove they have the balls to make a splash.

Matt and Ryan discuss the trajectory of country music post-9/11, and then dive into the potential legal challenges faced by a kleptomaniacal coprophiliac (a bathroom bandit, if you will). Ultimately they learn that Kris Kristofferson doesn't take shit from anybody.

Claims of artificial snow wrecked the internet last month, we discuss those claims and skink our teeth into a question about the legality of cannibalism that's been eating Reddit alive.