Dork Knights

The signal has been lit, and The Dork Knights are there inform the citizens of Gotham that the city has earned a rest from crime. Dialing back to their own youths to recount the tale of Tim Burton's 1989 classic and it's sequel, The Dork Knights discover that this podcast needs an enema as they discuss what it means to be King of the Wicker People, Nicholson's turn as the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist, which kitten twitches her little tail, the 200th anniversary festival's million dollar debt, Bob's merits as a number one guy, and where the police were when all of it happened. The answer? They were at home, washing their tights!

It's that time in Gotham City once again, as The Batman's adventures begin on the silver screen, reviewed and accounted for by The Dork Knights! Hear the tale of the often-overlooked initial live-action outings of The Caped Crusader through the 1940's serialized film craze, where the only supervillains are racially insensitive stereotypes with shifty eyes, the Batmobile is a chevy, invisible klansmen roam the night, and the title character is the biggest racist of them all. But just wait, there's more! Because following that discussion, The Dimwitted Duo delve into the popular 1960's Batman series, starring Adam West and Burt Ward! Holy cliffhangers, it's going to be a more exciting than a rubber shark stuffed with explosives! 

Holy heart failures! Starting this podcast, the amazing and unique adventures of The Batman, as told by The Dork Knights themselves! Discover both who they are and how they came to be, revealing some of their time as children growing up with a deep affection for The Caped Crusader while discussing many ongoing debates that have helped shaped the legend for over seventy years. Along the way in these coveted topics, startling revealations are revealed - like what would drive a four-year old boy to contemplate having his own parents murdered, love at first eyehole, mourning the loss of a VHS tape, and vengeance by way of prep-time. It's over an hour of Bat-a-clismic proportions!

In which The Dimwitted Duo get all cinematical up in this bitch, and discuss their favorite films. From favorite genres to favorite directors, with a few shocking - and some not so shocking - admissions through their collective thoughts on the medium, the antics start whenever the two just barely manage to properly begin, make it clear that nobody wants to be Roeper, discover the real reasoning behind the plot of The Terminator, note a politically incorrect movie as one of their all-time favorites, cop to being complete pussies when it comes to the water, entertain the idea of Star of David throwing stars, and introduce a completely racist new character. Clarence! You know who smells like grease?!

THE BYRD WONDER... ON TRIAL?

In which The Dimwitted Duo presents the next exciting round of Historical Fight Club...

In which the Dimwitted Duo let their geek flag fly and become men of steel in this extra-length episode, as they set out to determine which five comic book heroes are their respective favorites. Along the way, they discover a potential gem in an unlikely pitch for a new series, authorize lethal force against sneezing, examine what it would take to send Superman on a murderous rampage, what they don't like about dick, and end on some good ole' fashioned sexism. Come get a side helping of justice!

In which The Dimwitted Duo give time updates on the hour, as they venture into territory unknown: early morning madness! Listen to the bouts of insanity that are the pair's first experiences with roleplaying - and no, not the sexual kind - as they recount tripping balls as 12 year-olds, calling upon creepy Robin tangents, brief considerations of LARPing and the scourge of The Black Knight, the most unlikely Star Wars character ever invented, what constitutes as a furry, and the creation of one of the greatest modern characters in fiction: A 14 Year-Old Psychic Werewolf Wizard Bounty Hunter Hawk Assassin. The safety word is "Schumacher".

In the latest installment, The Bogus Byrd Man sets his sights on the Hype's very own master of the overplanning, Andy C.! Listen in as the man-who-would-be Spidey revisits some of his famous - aswell as some infamous - thoughts and rambles regarding his six-year tenure in the Hype RPG games, from his ongoing grievances with Superman detractors, to the loss of a game gone too soon, and even his legendary bout of multiversal wackiness, spending nearly two seasons pitting The Man of Steel against everyone from Deadpool to Goku. Two seasons, that's as many as twelve months! And that's terrible.

Download Here! - Recorded February 11, 2012

In which the Dimwitted Duo set out to eat their own feet while pondering the ethics of ass-to-mouth, what'd be the primary dish at a Ku Klux Klan bake sale, the rudeness of methhead sharks, the taste of different races, a bizarre secret origin of a popular comic book villain, trying to conceal absurdly huge penises, and favorite moviegoing experiences. Try the whities!

In which The Dimwitted Duo take on yet another vicious round of Historical Fight Club! Who will fight to the death? Who will win the battle for supremacy? Who will end up taking a dump on the other's grave? You'll just have to find out for yourself, as our heroes get burned at the stake to explore two infamous cultural figures - from an Englishman whose ancestors remain ever redundant, to the president who was voted "Most Likely To Kill Some Japs", haberdashery for dogs, proof that all South Carolinians are racist, the invention of the middle finger, and taking an arrow to the face. Next thing you're gonna tell us is that the world isn't flat!