Dork Knights

Dork Knights

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Dork Knights episodes

  • INSIDE THE PLAYER'S STUDIO #1: Master Bruce
    In this first installment of a new Dork Knights subseries, become acquainted with a community you might not be familiar with as they relive tales of their own roleplaying misadventures of yesteryear. Hosted by DK's Byrd Man, this series explores what it's like when the nerds stop speaking through superheroes and fantasy fiction and start bringing themselves to the forefront. This is Inside The Player's Studio.


    In the first installment, The Bogus Byrd Man interviews his partner-in-crime for a retrospective on a seven-year tenure in the RPG world. From Ultimate Gotham City to the depths of One Universe, hear the exploits of the infamous poster-turned-mod formerly known as Master Bruce.

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  • Dork Knights #5 - And I Say... You're Full Of S**t
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    In which the Dimwitted Duo discover new pleasures and rediscover old ones, as they discuss what gets them going the most - be it newly discovered television shows, time travelling hijinks, and even a brand new and completely horrifying interpretation of what happened the night that the 16th President of the United States was assassinated. You'll probably laugh at us, not with us. But either way, you'll laugh. Whether you want it or not.


    THE BYRD WONDER... CAPTURED IN A WEB OF HATE?


    THE DORK KNIGHT... VIOLATED IN A WEB OF FATE?


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  • Dork Knights #4 - They Say He Drinks Blood...
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    In which the Dimwitted Duo break out their history books and declare war of the facial hair, as they discuss who would win in a fight between two infamous dictators who ruled with an iron fist, aswell discover the unlikeliest of origins in such tyranny, what happens when you try to start an 'Occupy Hell' movement, and just how Marvel's leading anti-hero comes to grips with the simplest of concepts: headgear. Be sure to whore yourself out on this episode.


    THE DORK KNIGHT... ENCAPSULATED? THE BYRD WONDER... EMANCIPATED?


    HAVE THE FEATHERS OF JUSTICE BEEN THOROUGHLY PLUCKED?


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  • Dork Knights #3 - They Say He Can't Be Killed...
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    In which the Dimwitted Duo return with an extra long episode - following an unnoticed absence - to tell the tales of one podcaster's unHellish week offline, before delving into an incredibly long and incredibly dry conversation about the merits of the idiot box over the big screen, try to define escapism for those with the mental capabilities of gerbils, spend far too much time setting up a final bit, and finally discuss what it's like being the Witness on the block during the holidays. 


    SPOILER ALERT: It sucks. 
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  • Dork Knights #2 - Because I Bought It In Japan
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    In which The Dimwitted Duo try and fail to keep the topic off of comics, as brief origins of the podcast are discussed at a brisk pace before diving into the pitfalls of internet expectations, comic books with questionable mythos, a discussion about the most unlikely of disguises, and finish off with the first of many terrible podcast games to grace the DK archives. Stay clear of getting podcast aids from this episode.


    THE BYRD WONDER... INCONCEIVABLE? THE DORK KNIGHT... INCONSOLABLE?


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  • Dork Knights #1 - You Can Quote Me On That
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    In which a bold new initiative is made in the way of internet broadcasting - two dudes talking to eachother about geeky crap! Wait, what? No, it's the first episode of the Dork Knights podcast! Witness the harrowing and slightly boring back-and-forth of two friends who couldn't be more alike and more different at the same time, as they engage in tales of debauchery so foul that you may leave offended. And that's our guarantee.


    WILL THE DIMWITTED DUO ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF DRY WIT AND SEXUAL HUMOR? 


    One hint, the best is yet to come...
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