Dork Knights

In which The Dimwitted Duo get crank-called by the Governor and suffer being put to death for multiple electrocutions, as one podcaster tells a long-awaited tale of the afternoon that he witnessed a man be put to death by the state of Georgia. Listen to the two try to make light of a truly serious subject, as they discuss the mystery of the prison waiting room, alligators at the gate, inappropriate last requests, the struggles of real-life Transformers, Knights of Whiteness, the founding of America: The Planet, and just what sort of convienience store houses mysterious, black tied time-travellers. How the hell are they carrying those guns?!

In which the Dimwitted Duo enter the rematch of a century in this special epic-length episode, as they look to settle old scores - ones that are relatively one week old. Listen in awe and wonderment as the Dork Knight and the Byrd Wonder clash for a second time in battle of trivial supremacy, stumbling through every step of the way and further proving their own ineptitude in mental prowess! Ladies and gentlemen, Dorkfall has begun. Hide your women, children, and local minorities. 

In which The Dimwitted Duo embark on a test of wits that will surely end horribly - deciding to prove how dimwitted they truly are with a trivia quiz! Listen as The Dork Knight unwittingly plays right into The Byrd Wonder's hands, only to turn the tables and up the stakes to a magnitude unseen! Plus, following the shenanigans, hear the struggles to keep the show afloat that somehow involve the first Prime Minister of America, Alex Trebek's missing facial hair, and continuous, vengeful bouts of the F-bomb. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will be betrayed by being offered to Satan as a sacrificial lamb? Only Zombie-Werewolf Kim Jong Ill knows.

In which The Dimwitted Duo make their glorious return, in a jam-packed episode that is sure to be infamous in both it's levels of depravity and horrifying scenarios. Embarking on a tour de force, The Dork Knight and The Byrd Wonder ask themselves what the world would be like if they worked together - and the results are just as ridiculous as the next. From the creation of The McByrd and snapping the neck of a giraffe, to the most unlikely basketball play in history and the use of ice skates as a deadly weapon, this episode has everything you could ever need - and alot that you'd never want. White For Life!

In the latest installment, The Bogus Byrd Man interviews Glasglow's most infamous serial killer-turned-professional comics writer Keyser Soze, a.k.a. The Off-Panel Podcast's very own John Lees, about his time in the RPG Forums playing every psychopathic supervillain under the sun. From his most darkly humorous hour as The Clown Prince of Crime, to a failed viral marketing attempt that was nearly mistaken for the next 9/11, listen to Soze relive the many moments in the RPGs that helped pave the way for his current career in independent comics.

Download Here! - Recorded January 26th, 2012

Official Site of John Lees' Independent Comic Book, The Standard

Official Site of ComixTribe, Publishers of The Standard

John Lees' Personal Blog

In which the Dimwitted Duo once again ponder what it would take to win in a battle of two historical figures, forgoing the approach of evil vs. evil and instead matching up crazy vs. crazy, pairing might with right and awesome against awesomeness. It's a duel to the death, and The Dork Knights are making it a recurring theme! Whoever wins, we lose. Bully!

In which the Dimwitted Duo momentarily become a trio, as the Dork Knight and Byrd Wonder are graced with the prescence by a member of the opposite sex to discuss a bit of everything. From fake fakin' it with a pillow and the threat that multiple chins present, to the harrowing tale of one podcaster's visit to the local courthouse and a chance encounter with a judge who doesn't want you to make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Plus, in a stunning turn of events, all three of this week's Knights individually admit to crimes committed!

WHAT DASTARDLY PERILS AWAIT OUR HEROES THIS TIME?

In which the Dimwitted Duo take the time to get serious and start to talk shop. Comic shop, that is, as they commit mass genocide against Sky City, challenge the unknown, prepare to face the court, and terrorize the open roadways while wearing sheets. Plus, the debut of a brand new theme by the same fancy gentleman who brought you the opening of DK's sister podcast, Pulp Nightmare!

In the latest installment, The Bogus Byrd Man turns the microphone on himself as he's interviewed by his partner-in-crime about a highly touted (and sometimes controversial) writing career of his own making that has spanned the better part of the last six years. Gaze into the abyss and watch as it stares back, as we cover everything from a depraved, pedophilic take on The Riddler to the exploits of The A-Team, James Bond, and the cast of Chuck... in the same storyline!

References:

Superhero Hype! RPG Forums

The Ultimate DC RPG - Season 2 

One Earth: The Marvel/DC RPG - Season 1

In which the Dimwitted Duo cross paths with the rich and famous while cementing their status as obsessive eaters, talk shop and dissect the element of the Superbowl rarely given enough due, discuss the impact of the Neilson, and routinely discover that talking about food isn't nearly as exciting as it sounds.