Double Digested: A Riverdale Recap Podcast

We're all so lucky, don't you think? To have found the trashy teen soap that we were meant to be with? Who would have thought, at the beginning of the school year? The finale's upon us, so Jonathan and Rebecca haplessly messed with big kid recording equipment one last time to talk with you about KJ going full Donkey Kong, Veronica's descent from Breakout Character into malfunctioning quip-bot, Cheryl's Song of Ice and Fire, and some steamy post-Jubilee action. We've also got Rebecca on a Riverdale witch hunt, our guest Julie (@iamstripedhorse) making some eerie-accurate predictions, and our overall Season 1 ab-rankings. We'll see ya for more flatteringly-lit batshit next season, but until then, take our iconic spider brooch, won't you? 

Tune in this week for a recap of the PEENultimate episode, "Anatomy of a Murder"! Rebecca and Jonathan are joined ~in studio~ by longtime friend-of-the-show, Mitchell (@mitchmakemovies), and we're aaaaaalll about the parents this week - Sheriff Keller is serving us Horatio Caine, Alice has a tiny handgun, and daddy did a bad thing. Plus, our first ever Riverdale Dramaturgical Society Reenactment, and some cringey technical difficulties!

This week, Rebecca and Jonathan head "To Riverdale and Back Again" with episode 11. Join us as we cover Alice's high-stakes foray into high school journalism, the nutritional value of "daily milkshakes," and Ronnie's deep dive into her dad's sordid past. And stay tuned for a special celeb gossip dispatch from Rebecca's friend Caroline's apartment. We ain't highbrow, but if you like 10 minute convos about Alice's high brows, this may be the ep for you. 

In case you haven't noticed, we're weird. We're weirdos. We don't fit in. And we don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen us without our stupid microphones on? That's WEIRD. Still, this episode of Riverdale out-weirds us by a Thornhill mile. From Birthday-Betty to the Dance Off to admissions of twincest, we dissect it all and still make time for Rebecca to subject Jonathan to an awful new segment. Plus...Drunk Archie! (Drarchie?) Tune in, Vixens!

If podcasts be the food of love, play on! This ep is all about ~escorts~ so Jonathan and Rebecca brought in longtime friend of the show Tamar (@msteestein) to navigate the tangled, maple-coated web of the Blossom empire. Will Cheryl win Jason's twinger? Will Archie get into music school? Will Ethel keep Ronnie's fur shawl?!?! Tune in to find out!

This week (ok, a few weeks ago) on Double Digested, Rebecca and Jonathan are joined by Talia to take on everyone's favorite Socs and Greasers in Episode 8, The Outsiders. We're musing on music and talking Riverdale's Worst Parents. Also: FP's impossible to remember name, Riverdale High's lack of actual classes, and Alice Cooper's total YQY moment. You don't want to miss this. Also, ~SUBSCRIBE~!

Could it be? A new episode of Double Digested actually posted the day after an all-new Riverdale ep??

Psych! We're about as put-together as Betty on a Bad Day, so we're comin' at ya crazy-eyed and five Addies deep with a #fun and #fresh review from almost a month ago! Luckily, we brought on Certified FriendOfTheShow™ Gabi Segal to be our Veronica and set us straight. Come for the piling on Jughead's lame junkie dad, stay for talk of Fashion Barbie, product placement, and where to eat in LA. Like a cobra grindin' on a mongoose, y'all. 

This week on Double Digested, Rebecca and Jonathan finally extend a 3rd spot in their Sad Breakfast Club to their first ever guest, Lanny Foster (@LannyForealster)! They talk about Polly Cooper, Bughead, and the disappointing solo musical career of Archie Andrews a.k.a. Ginger Judas a.k.a. a massive swole idiot baby. The trio also breaks down Riverdale's strange parent-child power dynamics, and goes on record crowning Val as Top Cat.

Hear that, River Vixens? That's the sound of production value! This week, Double Digested comes out of the closet, moving from our 7 Minutes in Heaven space to swanky new recording digs. We also talk Oscars, funeral fashion, and ask the question on everyone's minds: where's Midge at? So join us in the winter salon for a light podcast!

Whaddup denizens of Riverdale! This week we're talking hidden breweries, cherry schnapps, boy-runaways, and Power Bottom Kevin. We may not know the difference between having money and having class, but at least we finally, finally get to tell Grundy boy bye.