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Title: Michael Phelps Returns to Tank at Sea World

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 12-25-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

©2015 The Onion (P)2015 Audible, Inc.

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Title: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: A Critical Analysis

Author: Lori Schafer

Narrator: Lori Schafer

Format: Unabridged

Length: 10 mins

Language: English

Release date: 12-20-17

Publisher: Lori Schafer

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

A lighthearted analytical look at the most beloved television Christmas special of all time - Rankin and Bass' Claymation Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Members Reviews:

funny, satyrical

Clearly not a kid's book, but a grown up, funny, satyrical, thought provoking, and pretty gratifying consideration of a christmas TV classic that apparently had a whole lot more to teach us than we knew when we watched it as children. As Ms. Schafer points out in her usual concise style: "Rudolph Lights the Way." Who knew.

Rudolph

Not quite what I was expecting when I had looked for a Christmas book to read to my five-year old daughter the night before Christmas eve.

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Title: Paranormal Nonsense

Subtitle: Blue Moon Investigations, Book 1

Author: Steve Higgs

Narrator: Peter Fullagar

Format: Unabridged

Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins

Language: English

Release date: 11-01-17

Publisher: steven j higgs

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Tempest Michaels does not believe in the paranormal, in fact he thinks it is all nonsense, so why does he investigate it for a living? Because he is the only professional Paranormal Investigator in the Country and business is booming.

Following a spate of violent deaths with vampiric characteristics Tempest can ignore the case no longer. The police are getting nowhere and solving the mystery falls into his job description. This would be enough motivation, but when the alluring PC Amanda Harper, AKA PC Hotstuff, asks for his help the lonely voice from his pants demands he do all he can to solve the case, find the killer and win a one way trip to her knickers.

Aided by his friends, encumbered by his mother ("Why are there no grandchildren, Tempest?"), advised by a clearly deluded occult book shop owner, and surrounded on all sides by beautiful women that just want to be friends, Tempest soon finds himself up to his eyeballs in wannabe vampires who want to kill him while simultaneously investigating reports of a Bigfoot terrorizing the local countryside and dealing with a pesky Poltergeist that is disturbing poor old pensioners.

It will get worse before it gets better and all he really wants is a date with an attractive woman.

Members Reviews:

I gave up on it.

I got sick of the main character bashing fat people. I thought it would have more about having doxies help him.

If put off by the singular 1 star review here ...

If put off by the singular 1 star review here, which most people appear to be please peruse the comment on Amazon.co.uk or .au or .ca where it has nothing but 4 and 5 star reviews and a growing body of fans.

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Title: Punk Rock Nursing Home: Thatcher Day Celebrations 2043 AD

Author: Marcus Blakeston

Narrator: James Warrior

Format: Unabridged

Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins

Language: English

Release date: 11-01-17

Publisher: RetroACTIVE

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Every year, on the anniversary of the death of 1980s prime minister Margaret Thatcher, the elderly residents of State Retirement Home SY-379 hold a festival of celebration. Balloons and bunting go up, raucous punk music is played, memories are relived by those who still have all their faculties, and a good time is had by all.

With the 30th anniversary of Thatchers death coming up in just a few weeks, Colin Baxter decides to make this years Thatcher Day something to be remembered. He contacts octogenarian punk band Sick Bastard and books them to play live at the retirement home, promising to pay them in free beer.

Theres just one problem: how to get the band, their equipment, and the beer, past the Gestapo retirement home manager who lives upstairs?

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Title: McDonald's Considers Franchising Restaurants After 70 Years of Being Family Owned and Operated

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 11-01-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The company has been staffed almost entirely by blood relatives and in-laws for decade.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc

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Title: U.N. Weapons Inspectors Are Thoroughly Unimpressed with Yemeni Weapons

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Unabridged

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 10-18-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The inspectors say they are a little embarrassed for the Yemeni army.

©2017 The Onion (P)2017 Audible, Inc

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Title: 220 Things to Know About Being Famous

Author: Frank Shapiro

Narrator: Janine Grand

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 6 mins

Language: English

Release date: 09-12-17

Publisher: Frank Shapiro

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

A short snappy insight into what the celebrities may go through in order to be famous. If you have ever wondered what those who are famous go through in different areas of their life, then this then this list of 220 comments is for you.

This book is a bit of fun and is perfect for those who want to be famous, who are famous or used to be famous. It is also for people who are just curious about some of the things famous people go through.

Headings of this short book:

10 Things to Know About Being Famous

10 Reasons Why People Want Fame

10 Ways to Be Famous and Have a Private Life

10 Reasons to Remain an Individual

10 Things the Famous Love About Being Famous

10 Things the Famous Dislike About Being Famous

10 Ways for Celebrities to Get On With Adoring Fans

10 Things the Famous Want In a Life Partner

10 Things About the Famous And The Media

10 Reasons Why the Famous Want Privacy

10 Reasons for the Famous To Remain Single

10 Ways for the Famous To Find Their True Life Values

10 Ways for the Famous To Have Their Needs Met

10 Reasons Why the Famous Should Have a Coach

10 Reasons Why Things Go Wrong for the Famous

10 Dangers About Achieving Instant Fame

10 Reasons Why the Famous May Be Insecure

10 Reasons Why the Famous Can Never Retire

10 Reasons Why Fame Doesn't Always Bring Fulfilment

10 Reasons Not to Be Famous

10 Differences Between Being a Local/National Celebrity and Having Worldwide Fame

10 Reasons Why the Famous Need to Stay Grounded

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Title: The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People

Subtitle: And Other Bestsellers That Won't Go Away

Author: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder

Narrator: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder, Mason Adams, Joseph Campanella, Richard Gilliland, Arte Johnson, Ari Meyers, Cathy Moriarty

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 38 mins

Language: English

Release date: 08-14-17

Publisher: Phoenix Books

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals - here is a collection of all the best sellers you've heard about!

And more!

Members Reviews:

I Couln't Stop Laughing!

This is simply a hilarious audio casette. You will laugh so loud that you will disturb the neighbors. I have listened to it five times. And each time, it becomes funnier and funnier. If you are hypersensitive, I wouldn't buy this cassette. The authors really lampoon so many of our favorite icons. Order this audio casette and have the time of your life!

Not funny to me

I was expecting funny but this book wasn't for me. First, I would like to preface by saying that I hate doing negative reviews because just like those outstanding 5 star rating who is to say that I am just being over the top. Plus, people love positive and it is hard to explain a hatred of a book which is a matter of opinion especially if the person has not read it before. Like when you go to the movie and a person wants to know details but you don't want to be labeled as spoiling the movie by telling the whole thing. In this review I will explain as much as I can the reason why I was underwhelmed by this book without giving the entire book away. I also welcome comments and I will respond as quickly as I can.

As you already know the book is a parody of self help books. As a person who reads self-help books I thought this should be hilarious. Plus the two 5 star reviews helped. Maybe I should question a book that only has 2 reviews. Hmmmm?

The 7 habits of defective people is the first section they touch on. The other bestsellers are just other topics such as love, oedipus complex, installing windows and many more. First, in The 7 habits of highly defective people the use of vocabulary is incorrectly used, for example prophylactic is supposedly a person that is opposite of proactive. Which I did not find amusing-maybe it is for others. Paradigm is used many times however that word is used as the masses would use it and it is stated in the beginning that it will be used often. Which didn't effect me any. Interdefective is a made up word that is used. Nothing hilarious about that word. For the record these examples focus on the section of The 7 habits of highly defective people since that is the main title of the book. Additionally, they go over the 7 defective things by first telling you why the effective qualities don't work. You have the great listener who ends up losing his job and dies by choking on brown rice in the end. So it is best not be a good listener. They had description of the 7 dwarfs, happy had attention defecit disorder etc.

Next in the book, since the the 7 habits they made were pretty simple and quick they had 9 stupid things women do to mess up their wardrobe. A few examples are Women eat(the point made is the clothes are stained and also how women gain or lose weight) the action plan is to not eat. Women cook, (clothes gets messed up or smells like onions) so microwave, or eat raw veggies. Women have children (kids mess up the clothes) you guessed it, don't have kids.

I quickly read through the rest of the book because I hate starting a book and not finishing.

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Title: The US Department of Evil Says All Must Die

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 07-26-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

[Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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Title: Barack's Apocalypse

Subtitle: Yurope 2

Author: Michael Saint Wood

Narrator: Michael Saint Wood

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins

Language: English

Release date: 07-13-17

Publisher: EmptyHero

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

What if Trayvon Martin survived and George Zimmerman died in his place? What if President Barack Obama accidentally transformed African Americans into horrific, Lovecraftian abominations while trying to make them all light skinned? Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, President Barack Obama, Bill Cosby and dozens of other real life pillars of black community meet and clash in this satirical epic by the author of Yurope!: Hillary's Invasion.

Members Reviews:

A beautiful story of what it would have be like if ...

A beautiful story of what it would have be like if Trayvon Martin wouldve been able to murder Mr George Zimmerman that fateful night.

Politically Incorrect Short Novel

An impressive and incisive political and social analysis of African American culture and the American political system. Definitely worth a read if you appreciate gonzo black humor or want a very politically incorrect view of current events in novel form.

8/8

Amazing book, deep political insight, beautiful story arc, squeezed in some romance, and covered it all in a comedic tone. Slight grammatical errors.

Beautiful

A beautiful story that rivals the works of Shakespeare. Apparently I have to write eleven more words for this review.