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Title: Americans Are Watching Better Sex Than Ever Before

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 06-30-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

A report says Americans sometimes watch sex every night of the week.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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Title: The Guide to Surviving Florida, Volume 1

Author: Colleen Wool

Narrator: Anthony Pica

Format: Unabridged

Length: 20 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-30-17

Publisher: Colleen Wool

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Many people travel to Florida every year. But Florida is different from most states. Conveyed with a sense of humor, I will take you through some of my survival tips in dealing with what we encounter in a Floridian's everyday life. When you utilize my information, you too can Survive Florida.

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Title: Donald Trump's Top Secret Concession Speech

Author: John Sheirer

Narrator: Mike Hardeman

Format: Unabridged

Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-20-17

Publisher: Author's Republic

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Donald Trump doesn't want you to listen to this book. Trump is president. Unfortunately, that bell can't be unrung. But what if....

What if, for a very brief period of time, Donald Trump had actually developed a sliver of moral decency just before the election? What if he thought he was going to lose the election? Even more importantly, what if he thought that he should lose the election because he realized that he's a terrible person with no business being president? What if Donald Trump spent a few days with an audio recorder making notes for the concession speech he thought he would have to deliver on election night? What if those notes were made public? What would Donald Trump sound like if he had something resembling a conscience? Start listening to this book and find out....

Members Reviews:

If only!!!

An enjoyable read. Strongly recommended for those of us that were part of the popular vote! Thank you John Sheirer!

I found it to be one of the best Satires I have read in a long time

This book had me intrigued, I could not put it down. I found it to be one of the best Satires I have read in a long time!

Made Him Seem Smarter

This book made trump seem too smart and we all know better. I thought I would enjoy it more than I did.

His passion for exposing âwhat really wouldâve went downâ is a combination of the most âtrue to lifeâ humor and the sad reality of the moral cesspool that too many mind ...

John Sheirer has, once again, captured the raw, articulate truths about how our world has been blinded by âfake leadershipâ. His passion for exposing âwhat really wouldâve went downâ is a combination of the most âtrue to lifeâ humor and the sad reality of the moral cesspool that too many mind altered fellow Americans fell blindly into.

An amazing, articulate and enlightening look into what the Americans âon the political fenceâ last November should have used as a political bible before filing in that ballot in ways that could only be described as an American travesty.

Highly recommended.

The wishful-thinking remedy for Trump-era depression

I haven't stopped laughing since Page 1. John Sheirer has managed to transform his outrage over the 2016 election outcome into a spirit-lifting work of satire that will both "grab 'em by the funny bone" and skewer Donald J. Trump all in one satisfying dive. Pick it up and read a chapter on any day you feel you can't bear for one more minute the reality-show lunacy of the current administration. This is the wishful-thinking remedy for Trump-era depression.

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Title: Ryan the Heartless

Author: Amanda Lash

Narrator: Cherise Knapp

Format: Unabridged

Length: 58 mins

Language: English

Release date: 06-19-17

Publisher: Hyperbolic Productions

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This is a work of humorous fantasy as well as political parody. Any persons who actually exist are public figures and depictions here are exaggerated and used for purposes of satire and political commentary as protected by law and the first amendment of the US Constitution.

This is the sequel to Donald Trump: Necromancer and I Was a Teenage Were-Panda. In this installment the heroic band of revolutionaries, including a scientist with a mechanical hand, a son of a titan, and a vampire folk singer, make a stealth raid on Capitol Hill and confront the evil Necromancer in Chief as well as a surprisingly formidable speaker of the house.

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Title: A New Study Finds 90 Percent of Plane Landings Just Barely Pulled Off

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: 1 min

Language: English

Release date: 06-14-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

Pilots say it is a miracle the planes legs dont snap off after touching the tarmac.

©2015 The Onion (P)2015 Audible, Inc.

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Title: Yurope! Hillary's Invasion

Author: Michael Wood

Narrator: Michael Saint Wood

Format: Unabridged

Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-26-17

Publisher: EmptyHero

Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 6 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

In Yurope! Hillary's Invasion, Thomas D. is the last self-sufficient man in America. The illiterate masses of humanoid gelatin surround him on their government assigned wheel chairs and clap rapturously as more and more of their freedoms are taken away in the pursuit of comfort. The first female American president, Hillary Clinton, is elected. At the same time, a mysterious stranger named Kuzen calls upon Thomas to liberate the country of Ungland. Supposedly, Thomas has a relation to Ungland's wicked king. Thomas's journey through New Something, England, France, Germany, and Poland to Ungland and the American invasion that follows him will change the course of human history. Whether that change is for the better, or for the worse, is up to Thomas to decide. Hillary's Invasion is a grand adventure through unknown lands where the degraded citizens of Yurope, once known as Europe, are lambasted with pitch black humor. The lazy, the ignorant, and the easily offended must not purchase this novel.

Members Reviews:

Amazingly Worrying

An uncanny view into what will probably become America's (and the world's) future. This chilling yet satirical novel will have you both giggling and depressed, because I'm 90% certain that something like this could actually happen.

Five Stars

It was an amazing literary experience from beginning to end.

Good; needs effort

Great work; reminds me of 1984 at the beginning.

Spectacular imagery, but work on the exposition, characters feel stale and dry and

plot thins out towards the end, along with everything else.

The ultimate politically incorrect book

This book is unironically one of the greatest things I've ever read. My favorite quote: "One man is no more his people than his descendant the bearer of his sin."

8/8 gr8 m8

Very great. Enlightening and awe inspiring. Best book I've read in a long time I learned a lot. Can't wait for part 2.

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Title: 20 Idiots Are Evacuated From the Times Square M&Ms Store

Author: Doyle Redland

Format: Original Recording

Length: Not Yet Known

Language: English

Release date: 05-25-17

Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The dummies initially resisted the rescue because they weren't done shopping.

©2016 The Onion (P)2016 Audible, Inc

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Title: I Was a Teenage Were-Panda

Subtitle: Donald Trump: Necromancer, Book 2

Author: Amanda Lash

Narrator: Cherise Knapp

Format: Unabridged

Length: 50 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-16-17

Publisher: Hyperbolic Productions

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

This is the second novella in the series Donald Trump: Necromancer. It is a work of political parody and therefore protected by the first amendment.

This novella follows the progress of vampire folk singer Phil Ochs and the scientist Magnus along with their allies Aiko the were-panda, a druid, and an incredibly strong Good Old Boy named Zeus as they attempt to stop the evilest president in history who also happens to be a necromancer.

Members Reviews:

Belly laughs abound!

The character development and fast and funny dialog pared with great comedic timing make this a fun 3rd book in this dark and humorous satire.

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Title: Big Trouble in Little Ass

Subtitle: A Novella

Author: Wol-vriey

Narrator: Michelle Bowser

Format: Unabridged

Length: 2 hrs and 19 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-02-17

Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

From Bizarro master storyteller Wol-vriey comes a truly weird western tale that will leave you awe-struck and on the edge of your seat.

In the town named Little Ass, tight-assed prostitute Rosa overhears a gunslinger's plans to assassinate rancher Edison Bennett. Once the badass Bennett learns of the plot, he ensures there'll be hell to pay for any attempt on his life!

Yes, it's going to take all of gunslinger Jude's shooting prowess, his eclectic collection of strange firearms, a trusty horse that requires an owners' manual, and the help of the lovely and invigorating Nell to survive the Bizarro hell that Edison Bennett unleashes in order to hold onto the land that he'd stolen from Madam Zizi.

Members Reviews:

Truly & Deeply Disturbed Bizarro Fiction

Full disclosure: I was asked by the author, Wol-vriey, to review this novella. I am a bit late due to unforeseen health issues.

The story is truly unique and quite bizarre. I must admit to some admiration of his creativity and imagination. I must also admit to nearly wetting myself laughing at the unpredictable twists and turns that the plot takes.

I find myself in a dilemma as I write this review. It is very difficult to tell or summarize the story without giving away spoilers, something I refuse to do.

So, here goes my attempt to summarize without giving away any spoilers.

A cowboy rides into town on a very unique horse and a reputation as a badass gunslinger. His mission is to drive the usurpers and reclaim the ranch for his client who has been reduced to running the local bordello. He quickly finds himself in very deep doodoo, having had both arms and legs shot off. How he gets out of that mess and those that follow come straight from the imagination of the author. From that point on, I leave the reader to decide whether or not to read on. What follows is pure bizarro fiction of the finest sort. If you are offended by bodily fluids, or any other types of bodily products, be warned. This novella takes the genre to the grossest and most hilarious extremes l have ever encountered. Definitely not for the squeamish, but a MUST READ for fans of the genre.

Wol-vriey is the Borges of Bizarro

5 stars because Wol-vriey doubles down on the weird every time it gets too weird. No one else deadpans the most fantastical imaginings like this. Less hipster than other bizarro- while being a lot more bizarre.

Another one from the master

Bizarro Master Wol-vriey hits us with another masterpiece.

A Bizarro Western, "Big Trouble In Little Ass" is about a strangely armed cowboy hired by Zizi, a madam in the local brothel, to kill a vicious bigshot who took her ranch away from her. What follows is pure Wol-vriey madness.

We have guns that shoot fingers and teeth and even legs, a penis-living mutant god, and our urine-soaked hero Jude is the quintessential badass cowboy.

This novella is pure fun, recommended for anyone who likes the over the top absurdism that's present in every Wol-vriey story. Five stars.

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Title: Excess of Evil

Subtitle: An Alternatively Factual Trump/Putin Romance

Author: Bryce Chadwell

Narrator: Bryce Chadwell

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 51 mins

Language: English

Release date: 04-19-17

Publisher: Bryce Chadwell

Genres: Comedy, Satire

Publisher's Summary:

The 100th day of POTUS 45's reign encounters its first ever conflict of interest.

Vladimir Putin dispatches his most dangerous, undercover agents to collect President Trump and forces him to keep his promise: the surrender of America's nuclear arsenal, and his butthole.

Meanwhile, with Congress celebrating the outlawing of Democrats, the EU invading American shores, and Steve Bannon sublimating Mike Pence, only Ivanka Trump is willing to save her father. What will America hail so proudly at the twilight's last gleaming? Time to find out what's blue-balled, white and covered in red stripes.

This lightning-fast surrealist satire about a presidency beyond imagination which isn't afraid to plagirze quotes and conspiracies from reality TV.

All sales from both the digital short story and audiobook (narrated by the author) will be donated to the ACLU and The Trevor Project.