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Title: Soul Cypher
Subtitle: Planet Fruitcake
Author: Poppet
Narrator: Elan O'Connor
Format: Unabridged
Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
Language: English
Release date: 01-29-15
Publisher: Thorstruck Press
Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 15 votes
Genres: Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Fantasy: Contemporary
Publisher's Summary:
The hilarious ravings of Taniya Sexton, god of planet fruitcake and undercover intergalactic superagent.
Taniya Sexton is an ordinary downtrodden girl with authority issues. Having the working day from hades, she is sucked from our reality and into the fifth dimension when summoned to wage a war. Instantly she's elevated to god status and is worshipped as the almighty god Amrak.
Playing god by ear is challenging enough, but without warning she's dumped into the region of her nemesis, the god Adnachiel. Faced with drooling foamers and alien creatures, scrambling to distill hostility, she falls chin first for the gorgeous man, seduces and overthrows her enemy, and, on returning home when her mission is over, finds herself suddenly in the employ of the Bureau of Her Majesty the Queen, as a secret universal spy.
Hold on to your sides, as this is hilariously sidesplitting.
Members Reviews:
Great fun for twenty-something Brits
Funny to hilarious mind ramblings of a London shopgirl with a mind of her own and a solid opinion of herself as she is abducted and hailed as a god by the people of this fifth dimension planer. The publisher's summary will give you some clues without spoilers. Enjoy this gigglefest!
Elan gives a fantastic performance that no book could match.
I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
FANBLOODYTASTIC!!!! TOODLE PIP! LOL
Would you listen to Soul Cypher again? Why?
Absolutely!!!! It was great!! I laughed and Laughed...Taniya is hilarious!!!!!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Soul Cypher?
When Taniya realizes she can just think things into existence...and the first time she asked for a bathroom on Planet Fruitcake..I laughed my butt off!!!
What does Elan O'Connor bring to the story that you wouldnt experience if you just read the book?
SHE ROCKED IT!! I would totally listen to her again!!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes it was...and I would have if I didnt have to carry on with normal everyday life, like work and sleep!!! lol
Any additional comments?
**I was given a free copy of this book via audiobookblast in exchange for an honest review**
This was such a funny book...its like one big hilarious rant!!! Taniya is just living her life, boring job, rude boss...retail-hell...she has had this odd triangular mark on her thigh for quite sometime, and it is rumored to be an alien mark...then one day she slips on some old lady wee...and poof she is in another dimension! She is considered a God...lol Well she meets Ned...who is supposed to be her nemesis...they end up joining forces to take down the opposition...SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!!
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY RECOMMEND!!!!!!!! LOVED IT!!!!!!!
Embraces modern British-isms.
I've never read anything from Poppet before, but from what I've heard this is not her usual genre. Still, I enjoyed the story and the characters. I was a bit shocked by how youthfully British the whole story felt, but it really works in the first person perspective of Taniya. While I didn't laugh-out-loud, I did smile at a few scenes and sentences. I just want to point out that this is not the same type of humour that you might find in a Pratchett or Adams book. It is a much more modern type of fast speaking, slang-slinging humour.
Elan O'Connor did an excellent job capturing the essence of Taniya.