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Title: I Left My Brains in San Francisco

Subtitle: Neeta Lyffe, Book 2

Author: Karina Fabian

Narrator: Becky Parker

Format: Unabridged

Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-13-15

Publisher: Damnation Books and Eternal Press

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Sequel to Neeta Lyffe's Zombie Exterminator....

Zombie problem? Call Neeta Lyffe, the zombie exterminator - but not this weekend.

On vacation at an exterminator's convention, she's looking to relax, have fun, and enjoy a little romance. Too bad the zombies have a different idea. When they rise from their watery graves to take over the city by the bay, it looks like it'll be a working vacation after all.

Enjoy the thrill of re-kill with Neeta Lyffe, zombie exterminator.

Members Reviews:

This is a fun book!

What did you like best about this story?

My favorite moments in the book

The comments between the two Moms after the news report had me rolling.

The elevator scene where Ted finally kisses Neeta. They get interrupted by an old couple who instead of getting on the elevator, leaves them to it.

The scene where Ted tells Neeta about how she stopped everyone at the hospital to tell them that she loved him.

What does Becky Parker bring to the story that you wouldnt experience if you just read the book?

The audio is fabulous. I love Becky's range of voices and how she really brings the humor to life.

Any additional comments?

This book is hilarious. There are plenty of caricatured people and environmental activist groups (TREE terrorists) and wacky ideas (feeding dead people to the fishes). It's a light fun book where the zombies are not at all scary. Unlike popular zombie fiction, like the Walking Dead and Zombieland, the world hasn't ended, people are not trying to kill each other to save their own ass. Instead, zombies are more annoying pests like brown recluse spiders or neighbors than killing machines. Although, they are pretty gross.

The Great

I love the characters.

The swords...I'll take the Connor McCloud and the Duncan McCloud. (Can you throw in Christopher Lambert and Adrian Paul with those? It's for completely innocent reasons. Honest.)

I want the Nanofabric pants. That way when I lose or gain weight I don't have to buy new pants.

The Not So Great

The relationship between Neeta and Ted is so messed up. The lack of communication between those two is bizarre.

It took a bit for me to figure out if there was a plot at first. I did finally get it, but it's very understated.

If you want a fun read about zombies that isn't scary, this is the book you want to get.

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Title: Gareth and the Lost Island

Author: Patrick Mallard

Narrator: Patrick Mallard

Format: Unabridged

Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-07-15

Publisher: Venomous Duck Media

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Fast-paced and funny, Gareth and the Lost Island is a story about a scholar named Gareth Mintel. He thought he had everything he'd ever wanted. He was the youngest professor in the history of the University Arcanum and was already on the list to make tenure. Getting caught in the bedchambers of the wife of one of the Island Republic of Draconia's most powerful merchants changed all of that.

Before Gareth could count to 100 in any of the several languages he spoke, he found himself saddled with a seemingly impossible quest. He was commanded to find the Lost Island of Mascal and bring back proof of its existence. If he failed, he would be banished from the university. Problem was, the island had been lost since the Second Great Apocalypse some 13,000 years ago. That was just one of the several good reasons why no one else had ever found the island.

Not willing to let him go alone, Gareth was joined by his adoptive father, Dr. Tralnis Granitestaff, and their simian butler, Henry. Armed with a little more than Gareth's wits, Tralnis' Dwarven stubbornness, and a rather questionable magical talisman (that might have come from an ancient joke shop,) the odd little family set off on their quest.

Using what monetary resources they had, the trio managed to hire an old rundown freighter after they met the beautiful and perky Izzy Morgana. The Glorious Dawn was captained by her terrifying sister, Elizabeth Morgana. Together, with the rest of the motley crew of the Glorious Dawn, they set off on a globetrotting journey across Hadronus in search of Mascal. The quest would lead them to face angry pirates, reptilian slavers, irritable skeletons, and a venomous duck. Despite these challenges, Gareth hoped to find the Lost Island of Mascal and perhaps himself along the way.

Members Reviews:

a great book

this is a book I am happy I read. I look forward to reading his next book.

I am an instant fan of Patrick Mallard!

One third of the way into Gareth and the lost island and feel compelled to write a glowing review! I love the humor and the wonderfully likeable charactors. Fantasy, steampunk adventure with whiffs of the Disk World. Quick paced, awsome mental pictures and crudely hilarious passages every few pages. I already know I will hate to reach the end, as it will be far to soon, and I see no next book listed. I hope you are loaded up on caffine and writing furiously, Patrick. I look forward to spending many years in your twisted world! Good Job!!

Funny and exciting.

This book is a wonderful tale of magic, science, adventure and even a little romance. Even casual Scifi fans will enjoy this.

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Title: Delicious

Author: Mark Haskell Smith

Narrator: Peter Berkrot

Format: Unabridged

Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins

Language: English

Release date: 10-02-15

Publisher: Recorded Books

Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

When the greedy owner of a Las Vegas movie catering company tries to muscle in on a local, family owned business in Honolulu, it leaves a very bad taste in the mouths of the natives, and the battle for paradise begins for Joseph, a young Hawaiian chef.

As far as Joseph's father, Sid, is concerned, this is an invasion on par with Captain Cook, and the mainlanders have to be stopped at all costs. As Joseph defends his family, he encounters a TV producer rebounding from a bad breakup and suffering from an unrelenting chemically induced erection; the producer's androgynous, New Age-y assistant; and a trash-talking, lap-dance-addicted stroke survivor. Adding to this frenetic luau is Joseph's old-school Polynesian uncle; his bodybuilder cousin; and his politically correct, retro-Hawaiian girlfriend. With the lines drawn and the locals breathing fire down their necks, the Sin City boys decide to enlist the services of an ecstasy-popping ex-marine hit man. Then things go horribly wrong - or, depending on how you look at it, just right.

Mark Haskell Smith's Delicious is an uproarious, delectably dark mystery that offers a take on Hawaii that definitely hasn't been endorsed by the tourist bureau.

Critic Reviews:

"Delicious is engrossing from page one. This is a deft and wild comic novel drawn from utterly fresh material. I look forward to anything Mark Haskell Smith writes." (Jim Harrison)

"Haskell Smith writes well, especially about sex and food, and the multilayered plots move so fast they feel fresh. Think Elmore Leonard meets Mario Batali." (Richard Rayner, Los Angeles Times)

"Rated NC-17 for intermittent comic violence, good-natured swearing, cannibalism, humorous amorality, and some truly perverse sex." (Kirkus Reviews)

Members Reviews:

The most fun you will ever have reading a book

This goes down as the fastest I have ever read a novel. I began reading this book 4 days ago and I just finished. I think I read 180 pages in the first sitting. Smith really knows how to write an engaging novel. I am not surprised by this after reading his first novel, "Moist", in a rather short period of time as well.

Just like "Moist" the characters in the novel really drive the entire thing. They are twisted people with problems. Drug problems, sex problems, girl problems, every problem you can think of, cranked up to 11, hilarious problems. The characters all end up coming together in hilarious, unthinkable ways and it is fascinating to read how Smith is able to bring together all of these very colorful people.

There were several laugh out loud moments throughout. Each chapter is divided up into scenes that are quite short, like a camera that continually changes angle or switches across town to check in on the action of the other characters. Right from the beginning we are taken on a non stop action ride and there is very little space for the reader to take a break.

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Title: Frankenstein: IT Support

Author: James Livingood

Narrator: Michael Gilboe

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr

Language: English

Release date: 08-11-15

Publisher: Paperbackward

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 3 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

My creator once reveled in his mastery over life and death. He dug from graves, stitched me together, and brought me to life. However, he never anticipated how hard it would be to get good tech support. Frustrated, he shoved books in my face. After I ate a few, he then taught me to read.

Members Reviews:

A Must-Read for people who work in Tech Support!

My rating: 5 stars

Audiobook narrator Michael Gilboe rating: 5 stars

This is a must-read for anyone who has ever worked in tech support. All of the phone calls that Adam gets have happened to all of us in tech support at some point in time. They were great and fun illustrations of what a tech support person goes through (even with requesting a satellite I have had this request before).

Im sure all tech support people have put in the support ticket some not-so-positive remarks and eventually those will come back to bite you!

What was even better was the narration of this book (it even included some music and sound effects). This was truly a fun and short read.

Thanks, James, for the free book!

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Titel: Der Tod und andere Höhepunkte meines Lebens

Autor:: Sebastian Niedlich

Erzähler: Matthias Keller

Format: Unabridged

Spieldauer: 9 hrs and 38 mins

Sprache: Deutsch

Veröffentlichungsdatum: 08-06-15

Herausgeber: Audible Studios

Bewertung: 3.5 von 5 von 2 Stimmen

Kategorien: Fiction, Humor

Zusammenfassung des Herausgebers:

Freunde sind etwas Wunderbares. Und manchmal findet man sie an den ungewöhnlichsten Orten. Martin hätte allerdings darauf verzichten können, am Sterbebett seiner Großmutter die Bekanntschaft des leibhaftigen Todes zu machen. Dieser hat sich eingefunden, um die Seele der alten Dame sicher ins Jenseits zu befördern - und ist begeistert, dass ihn endlich jemand sehen und hören kann. Für ihn steht fest: Martin und er sind dazu bestimmt, beste Freunde zu werden. Schließlich ist er ein echt netter Typ! Und hey: Niemand kann so glaubhaft versichern, dass man weder an Langeweile, noch an einem gebrochenen Herzen sterben kann...

Im Laufe der Zeit gewöhnt Martin sich daran, dass der Leibhaftige stets bei ihm auftaucht, wenn er es am wenigsten gebrauchen kann. Doch als er eine ganz besondere Frau kennenlernt, muss er sich eine entscheidende Frage stellen: Macht es überhaupt Sinn zu leben, zu lieben und nach dem Glück zu suchen, wenn am Ende doch immer der Tod wartet?

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Mitglieder Bewertungen:

Sommerlicher Zeitvertreib

Wegen seines raffinierten Titels und seines bunten Buchdeckels, auf dem die Abbildung des Todes steht, hat Sebastian Niedlichs Taschenbuch Der Tod und andere Höhepunkte meines Lebens meine Aufmerksamkeit in der Flughafen-Buchhandlung erregt. Diese Verkörperung des Todes ist aber kein schattenhafter Sensenmann mit einer Sense in der Hand, sondern eine heitere, Cartoon-mäßigere Version mit einem schönen Lächeln und einem Schmetterlingsnetz.

Niedlichs zwei Hauptfiguren sind der leibhafte Tod und sein bester Freund Martin, das einzige Menschliche Wesen, das ihn sehen und hören kann. Martin stellt eine Art Jedermann dar, der Typ von nebenan dessen hervorstechendste Eigenschaft die Tatsache ist, dass er keine hervorstechenden Eigenschaften besitzt. Er ist weder besonders außergewöhnlich oder intelligent, noch besonders gutaussehend; kurz gesagt, nicht besonders besonders. Wenn er neue Fähigkeiten entwickelt, wie die Kunst übers Wasser zu laufen oder in die Zukunft zu sehen, erfährt er davon, dass der Tod ihn gern als seinen Nachfolger sehen würde.

Der Autor vermeidet die Versuchung, den Lesern eine philosophische Predigt über den wahren Sinn des Lebens oder eine Carpe-Diem-Standpauke zu halten und konzentriert sich auf den schwarzen Humor in seiner Geschichte. Es gelingt ihm zum größten Teil, denn er ist mit dem Ort und der Zeitâ Berlin zwischen 1980 und der Gegenwart â sehr vertraut. Auch die verschiedenen Situationen, in denen sich der Hauptcharakter befindet- Hospizversorgung, Sportunterricht in der Grundschule, Wehrdienst nach der Wiedervereinigung- sind realistisch und genau abgebildet. Sie sind in der Tat realistischer als manche seiner Figuren, besonders die weiblichen.

Die Frauen in der Geschichte sind tatsächlich der Schwachpunkt des Romans.

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Title: Welcome to Hexville

Author: K. Anderson Yancy

Narrator: Lesha Montoya, Jessie Pettit, Heather Wood, Kevin Yancy, K. Anderson Yancy

Format: Unabridged

Length: 10 mins

Language: English

Release date: 08-04-15

Publisher: SonicMovie.net

Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 13 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

In Welcome To Hexville, the first book of the Hexville series, a documentary crew meeting with the peacekeeper sheriff of Hexville discovers that with the exception of him and his deputies, the citizens of Hexville are far, far, far from what they expected when they left the "calm" of LA for this assignment. Everyone in the town possesses mystical abilities, and it's the job of the peacekeeper and his deputies, all unbiased and unaligned, to maintain order between the funny and at times contentious townspeople.

Members Reviews:

excellent start, where's the rest?Delivery awaited

I love the idea but was upset that that's all there was. give us more.

All Credits

There was about one minute of story and 9 minutes of credits! Lots of sound effects but obviously a vanity project.

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Title: Run a Marathon

Subtitle: Single Wide Female: The Bucket List, Book 5

Author: Lillianna Blake, P. Seymour

Narrator: Gwendolyn Druyor

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 5 mins

Language: English

Release date: 05-11-15

Publisher: Lillianna Blake

Ratings: 3 of 5 out of 1 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

I've decided that the creative arts are not for me. I still can't boil spaghetti and I think there's an arrest warrant out against me for public indecency. So onward now to a new challenge - running a marathon.

I've decided that there will be safety in numbers. And no matter how ridiculous I look in lycra, I can't look any worse than the guy in the galloping urinal, or the other guy dressed as a demented hen. Well, at least I hope not. Maybe I'll use them as pacemakers.

So I'll burst through that starting line full of enthusiasm, knowing I could beat a galloping urinal any day of the week. Or will I be in a one-woman race? I do have a track record for beating myself, you know.

Members Reviews:

This series gets better with each new book

Another great book in an awesome book series! Maybe I should try running a marathon LOL

Knows nothing about real marathons

I just found this series and generally like them. But this one made me mad. The heroine trains for a marathon-- in ONE WEEK?!? And she completes it? The author clearly knows nothing about marathon running. You have to train for months and months. This book diminishes the accomplishment of completing a marathon by pretending someone could train for one in 7 days. If the author had bothered to do any research she would see you can seriously injure yourself by attempting that level of effort without proper preparation.

Am I being nitpicky? I don't know. In some ways the heroine's efforts seem very shallow, and the shallowness of the research on the authors part makes me hesitant about the rest of the series.

Inspirational and humorous

'Run a Marathon' certainly tested Sam. I love how she stays committed to her Bucket List adventures. Sam is a great lead. With her blog entries, I think she finds the boost to keep herself going. Stephanie is also a great character. I've enjoyed the growing friendship between her and Sam. I'm not sure how I feel about her and Max though. Mainly because I want Sam to get her happily ever after. But I'll just wait and see. I look forward to reading more.

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Title: Sleep Talkin' Man

Author: Karen Slavick-Lennard

Narrator: Karen Lennard-Slavick, Adam Lennard

Format: Unabridged

Length: 4 hrs

Language: English

Release date: 05-04-15

Publisher: Audible Studios

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Adam Lennard had never been a sleep-talker until, one night while fast asleep, he yelled, "Enough with the cheese! Enough!" From that night, Adam's exclamations grew exponentially in topic, crudeness, and downright hilarity, and his wife, Karen Slavick-Lennard, had the good sense to write it all down.

Sleep Talkin' Man is the story of Adam, a mild-mannered Englishman with a wild nocturnal life, possibly an entire separate personality, known only as Sleep Talkin' Man. Prone to hilariously hostile outbursts and relentless "ego-wanking", as his American wife Karen terms it, and with notable fixations on both real and invented wildlife, scatology, his own greatness, and the evils of lentils and vegetarianism, Sleep Talkin' Man has for the last few years had his questionable wisdom captured on audio and shared with the world in the viral blog Sleep Talkin' Man.

Sleep Talkin' Man comprises the best quotes and exchanges from the blog, never-before-seen material from Karen's trove of audio files, and essays telling the story of their relationship, the impact of Sleep Talkin' Man's manifestation on their lives, and how Sleep Talkin' Man resembles and, more importantly, differs from Adam's waking personality.

Members Reviews:

Keep on Talkin'

Sleep Talkin' Man is a wonder. By turns gently humorous and not at all safe for work, he dispenses nocturnal wisdom like some demented Delphic Oracle. When mild-mannered Englishman Adam Lennard wakes up, he's often as amazed as anyone what STM was on about in the night.

When his American wife, the long-suffering and often-amused Karen Slavick-Lennard, created a blog to immortalize Adam's sleep-talking alter ego, the blog quickly went viral. This led to Sleep Talkin' Man t-shirts, coffee mugs, and eventually this gem of a book containing the best of STM's words of wisdom and...other things. Prepare to laugh your ass off.

There must be more of us buying this!

I love sleep talkin' man. From the blog complete with audio clips to the products (my "don't put the duck there, it's totally irresponsible. He'll be much happier on the swing" t shirt), to this book, there is little this man says in his sleep that doesn't amuse. Not for the faint of heart, not for children (definitely!). You may find yourself snorting milk through your nose at some of the outrageous things he says. Strangers will look at you and worry about your stability if you read it in public, as the snickers can't be held back. What caps it, for me, is imagining it all said in a crisp British accent. Makes it even funnier! You will grab this book whenever you need an instant mood-elevator, and it doesn't stale on re-reading.

Laughter for hours

Although I used to follow the blog, the book was even better! The book is a great way to remember the hours of laughter I experienced from reading the blog.

Funny beyond words.

This guy has an incredible life in his unconscious. I love his turn of phrase and love that his wife decided to record it for posterity. Too damned funny !

Five Stars

So funny! I could barely breathe, I was laughing so hard!

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Title: Learn to Cook

Subtitle: Single Wide Female: The Bucket List, Book 3

Author: Lillianna Blake, P. Seymour

Narrator: Gwendolyn Druyor

Format: Unabridged

Length: 1 hr and 8 mins

Language: English

Release date: 04-10-15

Publisher: Lillianna Blake

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Oh, it's such a cliche - Italian chef seduces a pupil at his top-class cooking school, reducing her to a quivering jelly and releasing her inner sexual goddess. Just show me how to boil spaghetti, why don't ya? You would think that by the age of 32, I'd be able to do even just that in the kitchen. But to my eternal shame, the only thing I can do is open takeaway cartons.

So I signed up for a cooking class, and there was this Italian guy, and he was talking about quivering and goddesses and things like that.... I wonder how you boil spaghetti?

Members Reviews:

Passion: the main ingredient in learning to cook

'Learn to Cook' should have been an easy task for most, but for Sam, it was hilarious. The short stories that comprise her Bucket List are full of funny scenarios or disasters, kind of the same thing when it comes to Sam. Max is really making me think he has different feelings than what he lets on when it comes to Sam. And then we have the mysterious Blue. I look forward to reading more. The storyline has definitely shown Sam's personal growth and acceptance for her choices throughout. A great series so far.

Finding yourself.

It is a hilarious story about a woman's struggles to find herself.

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Title: Russian Optimism

Subtitle: Dark Nursery Rhymes to Cheer You Right Up

Author: Ben Rosenfeld, Dov Smiley (Illustrator)

Narrator: Lady Narration

Format: Unabridged

Length: 11 mins

Language: English

Release date: 03-20-15

Publisher: Benjamin Rosenfeld

Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 2 votes

Genres: Fiction, Humor

Publisher's Summary:

Russian Optimism: Dark Nursery Rhymes to Cheer You Right Up is an audiobook of thirty of Russia's most horrifically hysterical nursery rhymes translated for an English-speaking audience. Each rhyme is two to four lines, with an innocent title and a horrible ending. For example, "The Woods": "A little boy found a machine gun. Nothing lives in the woods anymore." The rhymes are grouped in seven ironically titled chapters: Moral Messages, Parenting Pointers, Classic Cooking, Aquatic Adventures, Close Calls, Cheery Children, and Explosive Endings.

Members Reviews:

Itâs a reasonably funny overview of a part of Russian culture normally hidden ...

Pros:

Itâs a reasonably funny overview of a part of Russian culture normally hidden from those that didnât grow up in it. I canât think of any similar product, in any language.

Cons:

(1) The poems often have the wrong words in them (in Russian). They fit the cadence, but lose some of the nuance and wit. These are really famous poems, so even small changes in wording are immediately noticeable to anyone from Kiev to Moscow.

(2) The English translations are really poorly done. I can only imagine they were done by the author himself and not an actual translator: they lose the wit, the references, rhyme, cadence. I mean, you can try to translate the âsongâ of a poem and give up on literal meaning, or you can go the other way, but these translations seem to lose on both fronts.

(3) The phonetic English versions are just odd. Some are clearly phonetic transcriptions for English readers; some use the (informally official) âRussian in English lettersâ (where, for example, the author uses an English G instead of an English V to make a V sound, because in Russian V is made by the letter G). Itâs very inconsistent, and I canât tell who itâs supposed to be for.

3 stars for novelty, 0 for execution.

Not your usual nursery rhymes

This book offers a glimpse into a very different culture. I appreciated the introduction which clearly demonstrated the difference in American and Russian perspectives. It made me curious about Russian films and was honest about what the book has to offer / how it's offered.

The illustrations are some of the best I've seen in a kindle e-book. I enjoyed the simple layout and bright, beautiful colors. The text was still surprisingly easy to read.

My one disappointment is that it didn't rhyme in English, but maybe I'll learn Russian, come back, and have a fit. It was still pretty funny and great to look at.

So happy I found this!

Here at my work we have video conference meetings daily with a supporting team in Ukraine. Sometimes I'll try to read the phoenetic Russian from it and that usually gets a good laugh from the team. I wouldn't call these nursery rhymes so much but according to my friend who grew up in the Soviet Union more as limericks that naughty kids would tell. Very hillarious. I'm glad I found this.

Five Stars

You'll learn about Russian culture AND embrace the inescapable empty void that eventually consumes us all!

Loved this book

Loved this book! My husband is of Russian decent, and he really enjoyed it as well. Dark, funny, well written and beautifully illustrated. Props that it began as a kick starter!!!