I don't know if I'm going to keep writing actual descriptions to these episodes.  I mean everything you need to know is in the title.  Maybe I'll use this section for philosophical ponderings.  For example: if you're fully clothed, and submerged in a pool, and you pee, did you pee your pants? Or did you just pee in a pool and it doesn't count because your pants are already wet?  Feel free to send me your thoughts.

End Song: The Hockey Song - Stompin' Tom Connors

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This week I earn myself a sociology degree merit badge by taking a look at some of the causes of obesity. The Take2 Podcast is in full swing in this episode folks, buckle up!

End song: Thick Thighs - Priscilla Block

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This week we switch things up a little bit and take stock of where we're at in this journey.  Also belts, furries, and McDonald's.

End song: Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce

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This week I started a new podcast within the podcast, Take2!  It's the podcast that tracks every time I flub a sentence and have to repeat it, often getting lost in the process.  Merch for Take2 coming soon!  As for Downsizing it's the usual, I talk a big game for a guy who isn't paying attention to anything, ever, and shoot from the hip with hot takes.

Outro song: Big and Chunky - will.i.am

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This week is a portion controlled episode where I discuss anime, stunts, anime, the illuminati, and the food pyramid. My English is steadily improving, but my taste in media is not!  Feast your ears on this big sucker!

Outro Song: Just a Lil' Thick - Trinidad James Ft. Lil Dicky, Mystikal

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Tune in this week as I take shots at Guy Ritchie, ramble about diets, and provide an academic analysis of P90X

Outro Song: My Chick Bad - Ludacris Ft. Niki Minaj

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Tune in this week to hear more doctor shit talk, as well as a food tour of all the foods that make your lip curl in disgust.  Stay until the very end to hear me come apart completely!

Outro song: They Call Me Big Mamma - Big Mamma

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Tune in this week where I discuss some anime, some soccer (football if you're nasty), and I try to determine if I ever even spoke English in the first place.  Keep your ears peeled for "gore was scoald," a little easter egg for you!

End song: I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore - The Snake Oil Willie Band

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This is the technical difficulty special edition of Downsizing where, from a production standpoint, I figuratively slip and fall down a muddy hill.  Along the way I discuss the history of gyms, which includes nude men, priest fights, and gymnastics.

End song:  Body - Megan Thee Stallion

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Tune in this week as I talk about the intersection of drugs and pee in a scientifically illiterate state of delirium!

Outro song:  Heavyweights - Fat Joe, Big Pun, 8Ball

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