Downsizing

I'm going to get a binaural microphone so you can really feel like I'm sucking the energy out of you at a party.

Outro Song: My Kitchen - Gucci Mane

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I'm having a hard time moving these days, I guess it's all the ice in my veins.

Outro song: I said it in the episode you silly goose

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Don't worry, I made sure to go after both people who could beat me up in person, and also people that could steal my identity online.  

Outro song: Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold

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I think I made my throat worse throughout this episode so never say I don't suffer for my art.

Outro Song: DJ Shithead - So Dumb

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Gonna straight up amputate my neck if it keeps acting out.

Outro Song: On The Precipice of Defeat - Shiro Sagisu

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It's a chilling thought that if I get assassinated right after posting this episode, my last words will be about how much it costs to de-bottle your asshole.

Outro Song: Tu vuò fa' l'Americano - Renato Carosone

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I'm dummy thicc, but like in the British sense.  That is to say, I'm a fucking idiot.

Outro Song: April Fools' - Rufus Wainwright

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I just realized this episode is book ended with fear.  Good name for a Hardy Boy's novel by the way.  Anyone remember the Hardy Boys?  They're like if the Scooby Doo gang were Republicans.

Outro Song: Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen

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Yo I'm straight up going to start a boba asmr tik tok

Outro Song: The Wheels on the Bus - Noodle and Pals

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