Dragons Drink Bourbon

Cletus takes the storytelling wheel for part two in our original Mildlandia tale! Ella and Miles adlib their little hearts out; embrace their embarrassment for your entertainment. And for the love of gnomes, someone please take Macho Gnome Randy's supplements away.

Join the gang with a shot of Ole Smoky Peanut Butter Whiskey and some Knob Creek over ice.

Remember that time (11 episodes ago) when Ella did a terrible Dora impression while poo-pooing all over your dearest childhood memories? Well she's at it again! The gang's got seven more nursery rhymes to cover. And maybe, just maybe, past experience has armed Cletus and Miles with the insight to guess the true meanings behind these dark rhymes.

But probably not. Ready your Fistful of Bourbon and join the fun!

The gang stays in Japanese territory to focus on a creature legend this time. Meet the original kappa, all deadly kinks and hobbies included at no extra charge. Be sure to arm yourself with trusty cucumbers and grab a bottle of Yu Japanese Whiskey for some liquid courage!

This just in—prayer works! Join the gang for the Japanese hero story, "The Goblin of Oeyama." We've got a large scale daring rescue, disguises, and divine intervention. Plus, strenuous hiking!

Grab some sake to prepare, unless it came from dancing priests.

The trio returns to West African folktales for their favorite storytelling celebrity, Anansi. Hate-To-Be-Contradicted guest stars alongside the crafty spider and a truly ridiculous amount of penis related humor.

No special drink this week; just grab whatever you have in the fridge!

The trio closes out March with one last Irish tale, this time of the fairy-variety. Ella attempts character voices while Cletus and Miles ad-lib their little hearts out. And this story comes with an uplifting a realistic lesson to help motivate us all.

Don't forget to craft yourself a Smoked Old Fashioned to celebrate Miles birthday!

The gang explores everything Leprechaun, from how to identify the faeries to common mischief to exemplary tales. Cletus reflect on simpler times. Miles recommends listening to lore alongside corporate management. And Ella fights the (losing) battle to impart some modicum of knowledge before they're through.

Prep a Dublin Drop and take a seat with us!

Ella shares the first of three Irish tales for the month of March. "A Legend of Knockmany" has everything the gang loves: fun names, no gods, a ride or die lady love, and plenty of (unintentional) innuendo. And we all know that giants are just the M'Coul-est.

Grab a bottle of Tullamore D.E.W. and join the shenanigans!

Cue the gnome paaarty. . . Now! Ella takes a break and Cletus sits on the storytelling throne for a special, interactive tale. Join us for our first look at the world of Mildlandia. A harrowing garden turf war between the native gnomes and the invading chipmunks will decide the fate of carrots for all.

Ella returns to Norse mythology with a half-hearted stab at sequential storytelling. Learn how the Aesir got the world's hardiest wall for F-R-E-E. Stay for a more formal introduction to Loki's first monster-baby. Questionable sound effects brought to you by Miles and Cletus.

Craft yourself a Quarter Horse cocktail if you want to the join the gang!