We were not the most smartest this week as we are late. Sit down, have a bar, and follow our American Teen hopefuls (Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards, Brittany Murphy, and Amy Adams) on their way to realize their pageant dreams. Supported by their parents and family friends (Kirstie Alley, Ellen Barkin, Allison Janey, and Sam McMurray) these teens dodge exploding threshers, falling stage lights, and questionable shellfish all their quest for that coveted crown and sash. 

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