Drunk Bible Study

Don't buy a tefillin that costs less than $250 or spring mattresses! Be wary theorizing that the Holy Spirit might bring feminine power to the Trinity if certain people are around, try not to only hear God instead of see and hear God, and make sure to stay hydrated!

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Ten Commandments REDUX! There is suddenly a lot more talk about love than we've encountered in this book so far. Yahweh knows that if the Israelites defeat their enemies too quickly, that's how you get centaurs.

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Dun dun dun, it's time for a pop quiz! Join us as we attempt to recap Numbers trivia style. Which host remembers the most?

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The Israelites defeat King Og of Bashan. BTW, did you hear about his huge iron bed? We get a very important reminder that you can't make any kind of idol - no birds, no cows, no centipedes, no cucumbers, no astral bodies, no cacti, no pill bugs NOTHING.

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Moses is here to stay for a bit while we discuss religious observance, officials, an law in Deuteronomy. Many different words are used to describe giants, could it be the Israelites are just short?

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Deuteronomy starts off with a reminder that the promise Yahweh made to his people has been fulfilled, so now he can do whatever he wants. Moses catches us up on everything that happened in Numbers, including the infamous beat down by bees!

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We've conquered Numbers and the Israelites are to make the lands Canaan their own. Numbers had a lot going on, a few of our favorites are: pillars of cloud and fire, 10 were bad and 2 were good, Aaron's budding rod, Balaam and his talking ass, and the Yahweh demonstrated how much he looooves to repeat himself.

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Knowing his days are numbered, Moses takes a moment to remind us the places where the Israelites have wandered through over the past 40 years. Instructions for how to divide the Promised Lands among the tribes and the Levites are given, and the beginnings of legal system take shape. With that we are DONE with Numbers and look forward to starting Deuteronomy next week!


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Rumor has it that it was Balaam's, the best diviner in all the land, idea to have Midianite women seduce Israelites which brought a plaque upon them, or was it a Biblical STD? Wait, where the heck is Moses' wife, Zipporah? Was she killed at the same as all the other non-virgin Midianite women? Although there has been vast improvements in many religions since the days of trekking towards the Promised Land, the mechanisms of change in religion and in our society still have room for improvement.

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Yahweh commands Moses to send 1,000 men from each tribe to war against the Midianites. Every male Midianite dies and only female virgins survive, which isn't good news considering they are forced to marry their captors or become sex slaves... pretty sure we skipped learning about this part in church! The Reubenites and Gadites decide they want to skip going to the Promised Land and seek to make the newly conquered lands around them into a home for their families and an overwhelming amount of cows. Moses protests at first but eventually they come to an agreement. Will Moses Meek & Mild will finally go out with a bang in our next episode?

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