Drunk Mythology Gals

What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a…myth?…about vampires. Except, it’s not a myth, it’s just infuriatingly wrong. Oh, and it’s never aliens, as OUR GUEST Fredrik from DIGGING UP ANCIENT ALIENS will tell you. 

You have to listen to Fredrik’s podcast (anywhere you get podcasts)! 

Website: 

https://diggingupancientaliens.com/ 

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ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

 

From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea!

 

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Dracula:

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/345/345-h/345-h

 

Is it really the best lifestyle choice you can make?:

https://discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/real-life-vampires-exist-and-researchers-are-studying-them

 

Q Anon sad & bad weirdness:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/proud-boy-member-accused-of-murdering-his-brother-with-a-sword-4

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/qanon-s-capitol-rioters-nashville-bomber-s-lizard-people-theory-ncna1253819

 

Blame Quora & Reddit for this episode:

https://www.reddit.com/r/vampires/comments/3u3e2u/ambrogio_selene_and_the_myth_of_the_first_vampire/

https://www.quora.com/Did-Ambrogio-become-a-god-in-Greek-mythology

 

He’s a…Belmont:

https://www.gods-and-monsters.com/

That’s not how you oracle!:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphi#Oracle_of_Delphi

 

Selene was a goddamn titan!

https://www.theoi.com/Titan/Selene.html

It’s the chapter 27 recap, the gals are STILL playing the Dear Madam Mina drinking game, and Dracula sure is different the second time you read it (twenty years later!). 

Also…what’s up for next year? Let us know what you’d like us to read for Halloween or any other holiday (or non-holiday…we’re up for ruining literature any ol’ time!). Thanks for coming on this crazy journey with us! 

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

#Patreon #Dracula #Comedy #Spooky #October #Audiobook

Some hot Transylvanian chicks invite Mina for a girls night out, we get one last dose of casual racism, a couple characters go out with a whimper not a bang, THE F*CKING END. 

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Is there no end to the members of the Swales clan, Mina channels Other Jenn and uses a spreadsheet, and Van Helsing takes all the credit.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Van Helping is a man-child-brain, Dr Seward pouts about using pens, and Mina herself is STILL the only one with an actual clue.

Check out our episode artwork at https://instagram.com/drunkmythologygals

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

The gang decides to keep Mina in the dark AGAIN, we meet a long-lost relative of Mr. Swales, and try not to get too excited, but we get more travel itinerary details.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

More boxes—but with a dash of breaking and entering, the count does his own stunts, and Mina has the first useful idea in 100+ pages.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

We find out how Renfield yeeted on out of the mortal plane, do we REALLY trust these guys to pull off a successful burglary, and Mina shows us what happens when electrolysis goes bad. 

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula." 

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed... 

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy. 

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier: 

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

 

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

 

Cheers!

 

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

 

Listen, all I got for this one is a salute to Dracula. PLAY ON, PLAYAH! Oh, and you can't say that Renfield didn't try to warn them.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Harker goes on the most boring mission ever, Dr. Seward is once again the worst mental specialist ever, and the count is just toying with them now by using the worst PUN EVER.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz