Drunk Mythology Gals

Mina gets married (unless Jonathan changes his mind), Lucy gets sick, Arthur is about as interesting as an unsalted saltine cracker, and Dr. Seward has his hands full…haha

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Lucy is a drama queen (SURPRISE), Mina would never cut it as a ladies’ maid, and we get shipping manifests, hospital notifications, and…RENFIELD!

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

This is not how you write a newspaper article, STROKER! Also, goodbye (and good riddance) to Mr. Swales, and one very sad Russian captain really just needs more vodka.

https://bit.ly/3fNePGR

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Mina spends a lot of time down by the...HAHABAH, Mr. Swales doesn't know when to shut up, and Cait genuinely apologizes to all of northern England, Scotland, and Ireland for whateverthef*ck her accent is.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Mina Murray just wants to help, Lucy Westenra is secretly a Southern Baptist mean girl, and Stoker is really into the reverse harem thing.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

We're not saying there's subtext in this chapter...we're just saying there's subtext. Harker can't decide things (SURPRISE!), Dracula gets a spa day, and Stoker gets ahead of himself.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Jonathan Harker is a horror movie blonde virgin cheerleader who goes alone to the basement. Fight me. 

Also...he might want to see someone about his mood swings. Maybe he's too emotional to handle important business trips?

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

Jonathan continues to be an angsty 13 year old girl by writing in his diary no matter what happens. Also, despite the warnings to NOT DO THE THING…HE DOES THE THING. And then writes about it in his diary.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz.

There's nothing like a little quaint 19th century prejudice to kick things off with, amIright? Things (including Jonathan Harker's trip) go a little off the rails. But don't worry...we got this. Mostly.

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz.

For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 28 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1!  What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)

ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!

Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz.