Drunk Mythology Gals

Even the ancients loved school supplies, from ye olde Trapper Keepers, to their equivalent of a Swingline stapler, to PTA politics, it's the (tardy) back to school episode!

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

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This week we’re talking about putting sh*t back where you found/stole it from (even if it's Roman), Stone Age surgery, and I guess vampires are back in style?

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

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It's Nationalus Lampoonus' European Vacation...or, what happens when the Romans decide to go see the "old world." Captain Secudinus and First Mate Bob are ready to set sail!

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

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Ever coordinate your vacation with your fave gladiator's next event (assuming he lives to see it)? Or wish you had brought the good china from home? Or maybe you just want to watch eels eat slaves. Yes, you read that right. Welcome to a F*ck the Romans Holiday. 

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

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Stupid Stonehenge is back, Cait's Google algorithm is ruined forever, and Other Jenn channels her inner televangelist. Just another day for the gals. 

Don't google the Georgia Guidestones without protection, kids! (But here's the article)

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

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We're talking ancient racks of ribs, modern burgers, and AGAIN with the ancient Roman d*ck pics. Also, dino p*rn is in the eye of the beholder. 

Sources for today's stories:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dinosaur-skeleton-backyard-portugal/

https://www.jpost.com/archaeology/article-715371

https://www.newsweek.com/palatial-1200-year-old-estate-ancient-cooling-system-found-israel-1736465

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11145125/Unusually-large-penis-carving-uncovered-Roman-tower-excavations-southern-Spain.html

And yeah, here's the Google Maps link to Amigus Burger (again, I think it's a transliteration error) in Rahat, Israel: https://goo.gl/maps/7nTFSSPDb4PqWmbC6

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

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Wanna guess what the Bible, Greek mythology, pulp fiction, and 19th century literature all have in common? That's right. "Cherchez la femme." 

Cait gets ragey, Other Jenn gets a French lesson, and Nathaniel Hawthorne gets. Called. Fucking. Out. (Because, let's be honest, who really enjoyed having to read House of Seven Gables?)

Even though we couldn't do it full justice, here is the link to Natalie Haynes' AMAZING book. She's like us...only...less sweary.

https://www.amazon.com/Pandoras-Jar-Women-Greek-Myths/dp/0063139464

Things have been tough with us (esp. Cait and the saga of her stomach weirdness), but we are getting back in the saddle! And omg, let us know if you want us to do an episode on the history of dirty words!

What do you get when you mix Lollapalooza, K-Pop, and Hesiod? Take a minute to let that sink in. 

Oh, and trigger warnings for Gen X about how f*cking old we are and for anyone who is a recovering Christian rock listener.

As for the things mentioned in the episode, check out Natalie Haynes' book, "Pandora's Jar" on Amazon. Also, the J-Hope playlist we talk about is here on YouTube.

(Running a little behind on things because I'm not feeling great, and honestly, it's two weeks in on this shit, and thankfully, I'm legit sitting in transplant clinic this morning working on this stuff. So please forgive the choppy nature of this post and "minisode." Hopefully it will still be funny!)

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

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Ah...Zeus. Another episode, another incident of questionable consent. And questionable biology. And just questionable decisions all around, including ours in selecting this myth.

(Also, I was trying to get this episode out first thing this morning as promised, but I've been down for the count with a bit of a fever and my stomach thing which is mostly likely an actual bug...HOWEVER, it's technically STILL Wednesday on the West Coast, so there! I did get it out today, LOL. XOXO, Cait)

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

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Our regularly scheduled FULL episode will be here on Wednesday! We just got a bit delayed with producing Lit Crit Hour 12...part 2...for Patreon. But we wanted to share a teaser with you, so enjoy! If you want to hear the rest, make sure to check out our Patreon where you'll get this and SO much more!

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We're not even apologizing for this one. You know what you signed up for, and you KNOW what you got by reinforcing our bad behavior. 

But look, it's PART 2, which means take all the fuckery of The Golden Ass, Eros & Psyche, and just go EXTRA. 

We talk the aurora borealis, noses, shaggy/Shaggy/Shaggy, and drop hints along the way why Joseph Campbell can bite Cait's feminist ass. Oh, there's also a spreadsheet reference. 

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

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