Drunk Mythology Gals

What do Ted Turner, the ten commandments, and dicks from Iowa have to do with the Georgia Guidestones? A lot, as it turns out in this update on the mystery.

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

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Who knew a myth about a flower would have a f*cking BODY COUNT? The story of Narcissus like you've never heard it before!

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

Subscribe thyself to our social media scrolls!

Instagram: @drunkmythologygals

Facebook: @drunkmythologygals

Twitter: @drunkmythgals

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Website: drunkmythologygals.com

Gmail: [email protected]

We really didn't set out to talk about Rosicrucians, the New World Order, gubernatorial politics, apocalyptic geography, or silver sedans. It just happens when you dig into what is/was "America's Stonehenge." *faints in Georgian*

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

Subscribe thyself to our social media scrolls!

Instagram: @drunkmythologygals

Facebook: @drunkmythologygals

Twitter: @drunkmythgals

TikTok: @drunkmythologygals

Website: drunkmythologygals.com

Gmail: [email protected]

From the very first oops in ancient China to French experiments with copper wire, to sparkler burns, humans love making things go BOOM! So, we blew up our podcast (figuratively). 

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea! 

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

Subscribe thyself to our social media scrolls!

Instagram: @drunkmythologygals

Facebook: @drunkmythologygals

Twitter: @drunkmythgals

TikTok: @drunkmythologygals

Website: drunkmythologygals.com

Gmail: [email protected]

It's never aliens. It just isn't. Today the gals prove it with a story that starts with sea sponges, takes a detour through conspicuous consumption Roman-style (f*ck the Romans), and ends with computer-generated astronomy modeling.

Check our website at https://drunkmythologygals.com and look for the "Not to Scale" post with all the cool pics to follow along!

Also, we are guest starring on "Digging Up Ancient Aliens!"  You can find  Episode 19 anywhere you get podcasts, or you can check out Fredrik's site! We may or may not have had a wee bitty bit too much fun. Poor Fredrik didn't know what he was getting into when he invited us on!

It's everyone's favorite Hot Drunk News! This week, we have the Romans (surprise!) were d*cks, hapless haplogroups from Pompeii, and Other Jenn fangirling over cuneiform. 

We are back (and possibly drunker than ever)! We are also celebrating the upcoming release of BTS' "Proof" album by profiling the mythology behind their song, "Dionysus." Turns out, our guy is a pissed-off, oversexed, drunk feminist who also happens to be the god of the harvest, sex, marriage, fertility, creativity, theater, and booze.

The "Dionysus" video with English subtitles that we refer to is here. The official music video for "Dionysus" is here.

Check out our Patreon for even MORE Dionysus shenanigans and bonus BTS video reactions!

Today's stories include (after some sad rye cracker-style excuses to our listeners about why we've been MIA): an Iron Age chancla, why are we messing with the Maya calendar again, and thrift store Caesar!

Sources for today's stories:

Iron Age chancla

WTF Maya calendar

Thrift Store Caesar

It's my (Cait) birthday on Friday, and Other Jenn is still gallivanting around Paris and London. OG is still...somewhere...it's classified. So, we have ONE MORE PATREON that we are unlocking for you! 

Look, hell may not be so bad. Sure, its HVAC system is out of whack, but whose isn't? And, yeah, it may not be fun once you're there, but don't they always say it's about the journey, not the destination? 

Also, Other Jenn adds more shit to our travel itinerary. Le sigh.

All of the images and commentary on them is over on our Patreon, so check it out!

Memberships start as low as $3/month, and you get all the Deep Dives, as well as the now-legendary Lit Crit Hour (listeners get stickers for special episodes!), our 190 Proof fan girl episodes, early main episode releases, occasional videos, individual divine titles in our pantheon, merch discounts, and so much more! 

Other Jenn is jetting off to Paris. Cait is not in the least jealous. At. All. But in honor of this trip, we present a special unlocked Patreon episode that takes us from the entrepreneurs of antiquity to a bunch of melodramatic 19th century Frenchmen. Hey, if Cait can make Greek Norsevember work, she can make anything work!

If you want more episodes like this, head on over to Patreon!

Memberships start as low as $3/month, and you get all the Deep Dives, as well as the now-legendary Lit Crit Hour (listeners get stickers for special episodes!), our 190 Proof fan girl episodes, early main episode releases, occasional videos, individual divine titles in our pantheon, merch discounts, and so much more!