Drunk On Books

This episode should really just be called "That's Actually a Song for you MFers that don't know," especially once you get to Valkyrie's explanation of why this entire book is just one long conversation between Ron Isley aka Mr. Big, R. Kelly, and a cheating ass ho. We also provide you with a brief glimpse into true country life including a livid discussion on dream books and the policy. Please note that this book is a cash Money Production. No, seriously.

Episode 3 is on and popping with a discussion of "Merrick" by the OGVW (Original Gangsta Vampire Writer) Anne Rice. Join us as we talk about the unapologetically black, cunning witch Merrick as she uses her powers to do everything except what Valkyrie would do, which is screw yo man and win the lottery. And always, things spiral out of control as Lolo leads a passionate discussion about why Louis the Vampire clearly listens to Drake in his spare time. You can't script this shit.

Episode 2: Lingus by Mariana Zapata In this episode, Valkyrie and Lolo ponder the following important questions: 1) How knuck if you buck must you be to make a porn star blush? 2) Why are there never any cute guys around when I'm digging for gold? 3) Do WE need to start going to porn conventions? 4) Can I keep you? 5) How many metaphors does Valkyrie actually know to describe sex? 6) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

Valkyrie: Mango Mimosa Lolo: Spiced Rum