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Let's continue our JLo series with another classic, Maid In Manhattan. This is the movie where JLo and Lord Voldemort fall in love and bond over their passions for bettering the community. We believe this love story 100% and are trying to figure out how to write their sequel. 

Marie & Coni gush over some swoon-worthy one liners and try to keep it together since this was their last recording for the evening and many drinks were had. Believe it or not, Coni doesn't mind the little kid in this movie so much, probably cause now he's a real life heartthrob. . . And Marie gives all the brownie points to men who want to help the community. Kindness is sexy AF. 

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Take Me On The Piano: 12:13
Why Are You Like This?!: 16:41
Final Thoughts/Ratings: 22:15

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Now it's time for us to show our appreciation for the Puerto Rican Rom-Com Queen that is Jennifer Lopez. Oh wait, she's playing an Italian in this movie for some reason. You know we're gonna talk about THAT. 

Join Marie & Coni as they review The Wedding Planner and discuss the love/hate relationship they have for Dr. Steve/Eddie or whatever his name is. Do you know he carries her so much in this movie? Like physically picks her up and takes care of her. Who is this man and why does he hate non-brown M&Ms so much? So wasteful. 

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Take Me On The Piano:  12:11
Why Are You Like This?!: 18:41
Final Thoughts/Ratings: 30:20

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Can we all just agree that having your grandma and all the local neighbor kids at your bachelorette party is a terrible idea? Yes? Ok, great. 

Marie & Coni go back and forth on the love triangle Mia gets herself into and can't get over how much a of mess Mia has become after 5 years and college. Do we think she went to wild parties and had the classic college experience? We hope so. While there's no sex in this movie since this is for children, we all know that the bullseye scene was CLEARLY a euphamism and her "sleeping" in the forest all night with a guy was not just "sleeping". 

While this movie is all over the place, we do appreciate the growth of Joe/Queen Clarise's relationship and will ship them forever and ever.  

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Take Me On The Piano: 14:51
Why Are You Like This?!: 19:09
Final Thoughts/Ratings: 28:09

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We're done talking about movies we hate explicitly. Let's all put on our tiaras and practice our princess waves for none other than 2001's The Princess Diaries. Who doesn't want their long lost grandma to come into their lives to tell them they are next in line to run a small country? Anyone who says "not me" is lying. 

And this movie is a friendly reminder to please look where you're sitting before you accidently sit on the "invisible" girl. Poor Mia was damned when she was awkward/weird and damned when she got her new look. Like this girl just can't win with these San Fran kids. SMH. But her grandma literally came into town and was like "you need to get your sh*t together, child" (ok, so she didn't actually say that, but that's pretty much what she said). 

Join Marie & Coni as they go over some DORC updates and reminisce on how great and ridiculous this movie is - all while trying to figure out the best way to say "tiara". 

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Take Me On The Piano: 18:01
Why Are You Like This?!: 23:00
Final Thoughts/Ratings: 30:11

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Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. . . best friend wedding movie edition. 

As the final movie of our "Movies We Hate" series, we thought it made sense to wrap it up with a movie with so many lies and mistakes for two hours. Little did we know that this was originally based on a book and that there was a sequel to the book that never became a movie. THAT MAY HAVE SAVED IT. But since that doesn't exist, we're gonna tear this movie apart. BUT we will say that we're extremely jealous that these adult friends just spend their summers at The Hamptons like it's no biggie. *Cries in poor*

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Take Me On The Piano: 9:33
Why Are You Like This?!: 16:17
Final Thoughts/Ratings: 29:17

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If you still say "pooty" in any context, we will assume you grew up adoring this movie. 

When we watched this movie together, we may have paused it and jumped to our old friend Google for the full definition of "shoplifting the pooty". Can't say we didn't learn anything from this movie! 

Join Marie & Coni as they talk about all the famous lines in this sports, romantic comedy. You'll learn that Coni can't tell the difference between a six-year-old and a three-year-old child if her life depended on it. Marie acknowledges that she'd never leave a job with a man who steals fish. And of course there's some thoughts on THAT dress. 

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Take Me On The Piano: 6:37
Why Are You Like This?!: 11:12
Final Thoughts/Ratings: 22:48

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On this very special episode of DORC, we're joined by the dynamic duo Boka and Garrett from Bromance Podcast to talk about one of the most hated movies, Shallow Hal. But let's be honest, this is on everyone's most hated list. 

This movie tries to portray itself as being body positive and yet..... it's just a bunch of generic fat jokes and women should be this or that, over and over for 90 minutes. And you expect us to believe that these basic dudes with mutton chops and windbreakers are pulling 10's at the club?? GTFO.  2001 did not need this movie.

Also at one point Boka snuck in an ad without us knowing. He's truly an iconic ad reader.  We also learned about Garrett's future business idea of ball- scented candles smelling of mahogany and freedom. Cause, why not? They'd make great Christmas guests for relatives and close friends. 

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Ratings: 27:39

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Continuing on more movies we HATE - we have this stereotypical doozy of a rom-com. While we love a Latina on screen, she deserved much more than this movie. It's like a Hallmark movie escaped the corporate office and tried to make it big on their own. 

But anyways, join Marie & Coni as they dissect all the infamous moments of this movie. You know we'll be talking about the OBVIOUS red flags - such as porn 'staches and fedoras. Coni shares her dating secrets and what to look for when meeting new suitors (spoiler alert, it's the pants package). And Marie is so disappointed that shitty boyfriend's name is Kevin. HOW DARE THEY. 

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Take Me On The Piano: 14:29
Why Are You Like This?!: 19:54
Final Thoughts/Ratings: 30:29

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It's 2022 and we're choosing VIOLENCE. 

We're kicking off DORC season 2 with our new series, "Movies We Hate". Let's talk about garbage characters who do garbage things to good people. And today's episode is hitting a sweet spot for DORCs. Join Marie & Coni as they talk all things wrong with Sweet Home Alabama. We know a lot of you love this movie for some reason, but hear us out. We got ISSUES with this. 

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Take Me On The Piano: 12:22
Why Are You Like This?!: 20:19
Final Thoughts/Ratings: 27:16

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It's the season finale y'all!!! Fun fact, the first 5 minutes is just some classic drunk Marie & Coni banter. Pretty great if you ask us.

We are so happy to recap The Holiday as our finale episode and hope you enjoy this episode as much as we do! It's got an amazing cast and for some reason a few people from A Knight's Tale made it into this movie too. Enjoy Coni thirsting for sexy dad Graham and music composer Miles. Marie is just over here trying to not spill her drink. 

Happy Holidays everybody! 

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