Drunk On Rom-Coms

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On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are together getting real tipsy for their second to last episode. And when it comes to Christmas gifts, can we all agree that khakis are some of the least sexy gifts to give your date? K, thanks. And while we're at it, for all that is good and wonderful, don't keep clapper lights in your childhood bedroom. JUST DON'T.

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On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are counting down the episodes until the season finale. They want to cherish these next few weeks, so what better way to wrap up their first season than by reviewing a few Christmas movies. "BuT iT's NoT EvEn ThAnKsGiViNg YeT". We don't care. We're getting into the Christmas spirit early and enjoying all the Christmas magic. LEGGO. 

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It is our final movie review in the Twilight Series!!! Marie & Coni have pushed through hours of recording back to back episodes to get to this point. Was it the smartest choice in the world? Of course not. But they did it and CRUSHED IT. Coni talks about all the hot vampires (naturally) as well as "the thing" and Marie just wants to be a vampire Pikachu.

At the end of the episode, Marie & Coni figure out that Midnight Sun (book solely from Edward's perspective) came out in 2020! So if you haven't read that yet, we highly recommend you do so. 

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On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni both agree that a honeymoon in Brazil on a private island is romantic AF. But honestly, does anyone think the chicken she cooked was actually cooked all the way??? Anyway, Coni does a spot on impression of the wolves and Marie swears that Sexy Chess is a real game. 4 episodes down and one more to go! 

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On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni ask some hard hitting questions: Was Jasper a racist in his past life? Can vampires get boners? Why does Bella suck so much in this movie? And in case you haven't been keeping up, it doesn't matter what scene he's in - Jacob Black can do no wrong in Coni's eyes. 

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Content Warnings: Mentions of Death, Suicide. 

On this episode of DORC, we jump right into the Twilight sequel - New Moon and thank goodness they removed that ridiculous blue filter over this entire movie. Marie & Coni have also realized that you're not a real werewolf unless, 1. You cut your hair super short and 2. You walk around shirtless, ALL THE DAMN TIME. And if a girl says she needs you but also says she'll never choose you, RUN TF AWAY cause she is a toxic beezy. 

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On this episode of DORC, we kick-off a long night of recordings as Marie & Coni journey through every single moment in the Twilight series. This first movie has so many iconic moments that we may or may not have recreated. One of the biggest realizations is that we've evolved from being Team Edward and Jacob to Team Charlie and Carlisle. Who knew?? The dads clearly need more appreciation and attention in this movie. 

And if you haven't seen the Twilight series before, you could literally listen to these next few episodes and get the gist. WE GOT CHU. 

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On this episode of DORC, we are aware this title may not make a lot of sense. But when you're spending an hour and half staring at the one and only "BDM" (Big D*** Man, courtesy of Coni), you can't help but say something ridiculous. Marie & Coni dive deep into a universe where a woman with no job and man can fly across the world to work on a reno project with the help of a local village. Also there were so many New Zealand slang words in here we had to watch it with the subtitles just to keep up. 

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On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni think charm can only go far when you're cat-fishing someone into falling in love with you. Marie calls out the HIGHLY unlikely situation of owning a tiny bookstore and supporting a handful of additional employees. Coni reminisces on her iconic IM name based on her love for the one and only Johnny Depp. And that still relates to the movie, we swear. . . . . .

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On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are baffled at how someone can just be swayed by a stranger to fly cross country to meet them. And they didn't even help compensate for his trip. How crazy is that? Anyway, Coni has no problem with the in-depth research that went into finding this man's information and Marie can't understand how Walter even ended up with this woman to begin with. #poorwalter. 

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