Drunk Valorant

Drunk Valorant

By TheSaladSauce, hondyssey, illusiveComedyLeisureVideo Games
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Drunk Valorant episodes

  • Ep 37: The 3 Stack is Back

    Illusive has returned and he's chasing down the PRX hype from Copenhagen. We also talk about our uneducated and preemptive takes on Pearl, and square off over the meta impact of reactive vs proactive agents (wtf does that even mean). We're back, baby!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 55 min
  • Ep 36: Vacationing on Breeze

    With Chase still away and substantial Valorant updates coming few and far between, Cass and Hunter concoct a devilish scheme to remain interesting and relevant: not giving any hint in the description of this episode as to what they talked about. Is there some bombshell topic in Episode 36 that is too saucy to describe? Or is Hunter at the beach and doesn't remember anything he and Cass talked about? You'll have to listen to find out!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 46 min
  • Ep 35: A Marshall in a Bind

    With the illusive Chase claimed by the void of vacation, TheSaladSauce and Hondyssey return to the roots of the DVP: Cass and Hunter staying up way too late and having way too involved debates. We brainstorm changes to a map that many people wish was removed instead of Split and debate which second-round purchases piss us off the most.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 39 min
  • Ep 34: Hondyssey goes AFK

    Missing the glue which holds this pod together, two brave souls soldier on through the trenches of teammates who don't talk and the dangerous power creep of new agents. Will they survive? Only time will tell.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 50 min
  • Ep 33: Pearl Necklaces and Chamber Nerfs

    "It is no more easy to make a good picture than it is to find a diamond or a pearl. It means trouble and you risk your life for it."

    - Vincent Van Gogh

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 9 min
  • Ep 32: Skin Gambling Will Bankrupt Us

    Are you a betting man? Heres how to hold em, fold em, and when to run. Plus an agent, and some shit talking on initiators. What more could you ask for? But actually though... what do you want???

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 25 min
  • Ep 31: Nipple Hitboxes and RPGs

    At this point I think it's valid for Riot to hire us full time as developers, and I can't believe it hasn't happened yet. This ep we move away from agents and onto the guns we want to see added to the game. Now go tell us how broken or stupid these are...

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 46 min
  • Ep 30: Low Ping, High Laagy

    Our first guest from the DVP Discord! You know the name, you know the Omen plays, its Laagy. Join the 4 of us as we read a literary masterpiece from Reddit, and discuss a contentious soapbox about the competitive scene.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 51 min
  • Ep 29: The Hot List

    The first episode where we literally don't talk about the game at all... We hit the important shit, like how attractive are all the agents? That is content right there. Then we play some fantasy pro Valorant, so tune in.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 7 min
  • Ep 28: The State of The Union

    We really don't talk about ourselves enough, I hear you, and I like discussing how great I am too. SO here we go... This episode we talk about the state of the game, our ranked experiences, shit we like and dont like, just like a true POTUS. Then a bit of tiebreaker talk and "Fade" away at the end.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 20 min

About Drunk Valorant

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The working man's Valorant podcast.

Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting,…