Drunk Valorant

Wait, people have fun playing this game? This episode is a grab bag of smaller topics ranging from gambling addictions, to shorty hacks, to how your main isn't very fun to play.

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Who should be spike bitch? Didn't realize this topic would be so contentious... We even make a tier list! That, and some thoughts on the new Icebox that the game seems to not want us to play at all.

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You can call Riot JUUL, 'cause they're getting kids hooked on smoking. Patch 4.04 coming in with HUGE controller changes, and boy are we gonna talk about shit we don't know for 2 hours! Plus Hondyssey's first thoughts on the new Yoru grind.

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We are apparently hurting for content... this episode kicks off with a segment on last week's outdated pro matches, including a lengthy debate on save rounds and what the right calls are. Of course, all done with very little actual information. Followed up by some proof we're all hardstuck bronze, and a segment on new shit we want to see from Riot.

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Holy shit the Brim buffs are GAME CHANGING. Right? Please? Is anyone out there? Please buff Brimstone........

Even with a shitty character, how do we warm up and get those crispy 1 taps? How will Hunter make it to Plat? Plus, what should riot do about AFKs?

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Roses are red. Yoru is blue. His new decoy will flash the fuck outta you.

Welcome to the Yoru spectacular, presented by your one and only Yoru main, Hondyssey. The time for shit talking is over... or is it?

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We know what you want to hear, an opinionated and subjective discussion on Skins for 20 minutes. Then into which single piece of utility is the best in the game, or really, which utility pisses us off the most? And wrapping it up, some short discussions of the TSM-T1 scandal, and whats the most satisfying thing to do as your main?

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Why the hell are we still in bronze? What are golds doing better than me? Actually, what tf is the difference between low and high ELO??

All that, plus some talk about new game modes and the never ending discussion of eco weapons.

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**Sorry for the audio issues, our main recording got corrupted**

Kicking it off with a massive tangent on gun balance and eco weapons, this episode was supposed to focus on all the BM you shits do in my ranked games. Followed by a roast of each host's gameplay, not that this needed a topic since we do it every episode anyway...

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Fuck. Well, there goes my grind to Gold... We're finally back from break with our thoughts on Episode 4, Neon, the broken Ares meta, and why don't people play smokes???? Plenty of ranting, terrible takes, and everything you missed from the drunk val pod.

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