Drunk Valorant

Drunk Valorant

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Drunk Valorant episodes

  • Ep 27: Sage... Except She's a Surfer Chick

    *AUDIO FIXED*

    We now have to rely on other people for our content! Listen to shitty agent ideas straight from the discord server, and possibly a couple good ones too.

    Per usual, Cass also has some dumb pistol round strat to talk about too.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    Music Credits: Endgame by Bossfight, Empty Bed by Saint Punk

    3 hr 10 min
  • Ep 26: Sentinels Suck

    ... And not only the professional Valorant team.

    On this agent balance episode we get into why sentinels are the most underpowered agent class, and really just rehash everything we've been ranting about for a month on every agent.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 57 min
  • Ep 25: "I Can't Hear Shit"

    "I can't hear shit" is the #1 most said line in comms since Fade's release, I guarantee you. Join us for a wrap up on Hunter's Yoru grind, complaining about Fade's fucked good ult, and addressing the Sova/Chamber nerfs.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 13 min
  • Ep 24: Sunwoo "Jett" Han, Forever in Our Hearts

    A sad day for assholes who insta-lock Jett and think they can peek anything they want for free. As for the rest of us? FUCKING FINALLY.

    Obviously this episode focuses on the Jett nerf and other character balance in the game. Including Sova, before we knew the nerfs coming his way... RIP.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    1 hr 39 min
  • Bonus Episode: Showdown in Reykjavík (Masters 1)

    Do you have to watch all the games of a tournament to have an opinion on it? Hopefully not, because we sure haven't. In this bonus episode we eventually pronounce our uneducated guesses of who will emerge victorious, we simp over Paper Rex's f0rsakeN, and we praise the level of fierce competition between regions in this worldwide showdown. 

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    49 min
  • Ep 23: Sacrifice The Body

    Imagine this: You get into a fight, you have dogshit aim, but you live... now you're 1hp in a 2v4... what do you do? We don't have the answer, but we try to talk about it. Then everyone's favorite skin pack review and why you always lose in a 5-stack.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 24 min
  • Ep 22: Agent Ideas pt 2

    A little late this week for some audio issues, but do not fret, lots of beer and lots of new agent ideas are headed your way. Plenty of talk on the ranked vs pro agent meta too so buckle up and be ready for some bullshit.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 41 min
  • Ep 21: Boof Loves Phoenix Walls

    Back to your regularly scheduled programming with a special guest, Boof! Having guests on who are better than us makes us feel more legitimate no cap. The four of us go at it on what the worst piece of util in the game is, a lot of talk on why 100T is dogshit, and a whole bunch more.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    2 hr 21 min
  • Bonus Episode!

    **This episode was posted as an April Fools joke, but if you play Elden Ring and want to actually listen to it, be my guest**

    We know you're bored with the same old shit we've been spewing for 20 weeks. Join us for a taste of the new direction for Drunk Valorant.

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    1 hr 40 min
  • Ep 20: Smoke Players Aren't Allowed to Have Fun

    At least, apparently Riot thinks that. Give me my 2nd stim back please! We talk about the Brim stim nerfs, and then Cass has some dogshit idea about kill rewards for eco weapons. I'm sure he'd be happy to know if you agree with him, so hit us up in the discord!

    Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

    Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

    1 hr 32 min

About Drunk Valorant

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The working man's Valorant podcast.

Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting,…