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Kole and Ben talk about the Mega Man Legends cancelation, the Humble Indie Bundle 3, and which games we evangelize.

Quick Hits

• Capcom cancels Mega Man Legends 3.

• Humble Indie Bundle 3.

• GameCube games on WiiWare?

What’cha Been Playin’?

• Ben: Modern Warfare 2, Duke Nukem Forever (Demo), Catherine (Demo), Shadow of the Colossus.

• Kole: Shadow of the Colossus, ‘Splosion Man, Final Fantasy XII.

What’s on Your Mind?

• The games we evangelize.

This week’s music is “Snowfall on Forbidden Lands,” created by celli and sephire at OCRemix.org.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about snack frustrations, sewage systems, and parasites.

Suggested Talking Points:

Relax. Three and a Half Hours. The Amazing Time Traveling Doctor. Nurse puts patient photos on Facebook. Obvs. The awesomest troll in training. Owling. Sperm sniffing dog. Exploding manholes in Rio. Quiz: Spot the Fake Cue Sport Term. Bang Bus petting zoo, Cash Cab manslaughter. The Science Zone: Animal/Human Hybrids. The Science Zone Mk. II: Keeping up with the parasites. My name is visible from space. The naked motorcyclist. Santa Olympics. Ear obstruction.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hygiene, tickling, and ball bearings.

Suggested Talking Points:

Re: The Woodchipper. Meta. Customer service. Child pornographer gets unlimited access to child porn in prison. Mom cleans kids with pool chemicals. Restaurant bans kids. Bear owner dies bizarre sex death. Sex dolls of the Third Reich. Spot the Fake Collective Noun for Birds. Kool Aid Fantasies. 35 lbs of human vomit. Tickle Therapy. Major League. Google Maps got it wrong. Google Says. The chewing gum painter. Taco Bell “I Quit” sign. Alpha male baboons are stressed out. Ladyboy Johnson.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the PopCap acquisition, Catherine, and game replays.

Quick Hits

• Electronic Arts buys PopCap.

• Minecraft Adventure Mode to debut.

• Modern Warfare 3 adds colorblind options.

What’cha Been Playin’?

• Kole: Catherine (Demo), Tiny Tower, Breath of Fire III.

• Dennis: MediEvil, I am Monstar, Hear Me Roar, Mutant Alien Zombies, Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time, Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood.

• Ben: Uncharted 2, inFAMOUS 2 (Demo).

• David: Kingdom of Loathing.

Discussion Question

• What’s makes you replay a game?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hypnotism, space, and prison.

Suggested Talking Points:

Get a towel. Drunken puppy pickup ban. Heat wave and John Candy. Spot the Fake Construction Term. Protractors in Pittsburgh. Dead for 8 years, no one notices. High school hypnotism mystery. Urine recycling and the Skin Top. Science Zone: iPhones in Space. Banana attacks gorilla. Woman dies from sex with dog. Breast milk attack, explained. Prisoners with porn. Pregnant woman, thunderstruck.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Supreme Court ruling, Child of Eden, and Dead Nation.

What’cha Been Playin’?

• David: Rift, Champions Online, Alan Wake.

• Ben: NOTHING.

• Dennis: Mass Effect 2.

• Kole: The Heist, Stickman Golf, Tiny Wings, Hot Springs Story, Pocket Academy, Breath of Fire III.

What’s on Your Mind?

• Facebook and social gaming.

• Does the internet make you stupid?

• Microsoft promotional strategies.

Discussion Question

• What’s your summer backlog project?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity.

Suggested Talking Points:

Elephants. A great day to be a duck with an affected accent. Worst Day Ever: Dickshots. Bluetooth Earpieces: A Black Conspiracy? Illinois Prison, Dirty Drawers. Dad brings gun to birthday party. Quiz: Spot the Fake Celebrity Kid Name. There’s No Magic In This Book: How to Deal With Shit. The Half Donut Dilemma. “Dam It, Dummy”. The Body in the Pool. Squeezable Drink Hour. Overboard with my katana. Bad mom abandons kids, saved world. Breast milk attack. New Zealand Man Stops a Christine Situation, Kills Car. Notable Quotables: Michelle Bachmann. My kingdom for a horse, my virginity for an iPhone. Get paid, get dead. Living on a Prayer, Eli Cherry. Neil Young and Hyfy.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Supreme Court ruling, Child of Eden, and Dead Nation.

Quick Hits

• Supreme Court rules in favor of games industry.

• LulzSec calls it quits.

• Team Fortress 2 and World of Warcraft go free to play.

What’cha Been Playin’?

• Child of Eden.

• Darksiders.

• Magic: The Gathering – Dules of the Planeswalkers.

• Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune.

• inFAMOUS.

• Dead Nation.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about our sick society, rubicons, and sexpresso.

Suggested Talking Points:

Podcast defense system. Props to the homebrew. Why not, let’s talk about gay marriage. Family friendly prison uniforms. World War II vet marries for first time (Tuesdays with Hoary). Wrong (magic) dentures. Notable Quotables: Reagan. Mormon Apocalypse Horde. We’ve banned Russia. Kole’s Self Esteem Minute. Can’t compliment a lady on her looks. Holy Shit There’s a Hornet. All bets are off with crack. Carmen Sandiego is banging Waldo. Indian farmer woman crosses the rubicon. Quiz: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Trivia. Dabbling in eugenics.Yoga bathroom peeper. Zumbaga. Moral Guardians vs. Sexpresso. T-Shirt Code. Cat burglar. Doggy DNA. Mr. Givemespit. Hank Hill is a high-functioning autistic. Kris’s Self Esteem Minute.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido.

Suggested Talking Points:

Word pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social networking and drugs. Drink this fracking fluid. Diamond Planet. The digerido cures snoring. Chocolohic fish. Jumblery. Pizza Roll thermodynamics.