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Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about disappointment, Terraria, and Cave Story.

Quick Hits

• Disappointing details regarding the Wii U.

• May NPD sales numbers.

• LulzSec hacks game companies.

• Silent Hill Bonanza.

What’cha Been Playin’?

• Terraria.

• Dead Nation.

• Prince of Persia.

• Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune.

• Red Dead Redemption.

• Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth.

• Cave Story.

Discussion

• E3 Excitements and Disappointments.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs.

Suggested Talking Points:

Too drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s not forgotten. The Bite Counter. The soon-to-be fattest woman on Earth. Machine Gun Kelly brings the rage back. Beau the Math Dog. Explosions in the Sky show cancelled due to 9/11. Condom-filled acorns. Fisherman catches a SCUBA diver.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about E3 press conferences, the Wii U, and obnoxious Japanese visual novels.

E3 Lightning Hits

• Microsoft press conference.

• Electronic Arts press conference.

• Ubisoft press conference.

• Sony press conference.

• Nintendo press conference.

• Odds and ends.

What’cha Been Playin’?

• New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

• Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood.

• Enslaved: Odyssey to the West.

• Dead Nation.

• Wipeout HD.

• 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors.

• Theresia.

• L.A. Noire.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about elementary school, werewolves, and party mistakes.

Suggested Talking Points:

Taking my ball in glowing home. Elementary School. Teacher pees in classroom in front of kids. Man pays medical bill with pennies. Dropping dimes defined. Chubby cats for sale. Sidestepping the obvious joke. The Darwin Frog. Science Zone: Werewolfism. Quiz: Grammy Nominee, Oscar Nominee, or Dickie Nominee? Facebook Party Mistake. Homeless Prom Queen. The perils of tribal law. Reinventing the doorbell. Rat Convention. Balloon Boy Balloon Auction. Sausage Addiction.

Kole and Ben talk about 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors, Call of Duty Elite, and super spoil games with multiple endings.

Quick Hits

• Call of Duty Elite.

• NGP -> PS Vita

What’cha Been Playin’?

• L.A. Noire.

• Ghost Trick.

• 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors.

Discussion

• Games with multiple endings (SPOILERS).

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unconventional love, bodily fluids, and the terrifying ocean.

Suggested Talking Points:

The Soundtrack of Summer 2011. Daddy I’m Having a Hard Time. Park bench love and the everlasting terror boner. Picnic table love. Sex on the diving board. Hackers revive Tupac. What’s Up Your Butt? Blood stew. Spot the Fake Culture-bound syndrome. Man spits feces at cop. Archaic Weapon Corner: Girl Shoots Dad With Bow. Science Zone: Deadly Sea Creature. Study: Women find happy men less attractive. The Cincinnati Please. Man crucifies self. Collections. Were-Seinfeld. Wrestling.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk some more about L.A. Noire, Enslaved, and all of the great games coming out this fall.

What’cha Been Playin’?

• Portal 2.

• Dead Rising 2.

• L.A. Noire.

• Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective.

• Enslaved: Journey to the West.

Discussion

• If you could only get one of this fall’s games, which would it be?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about festivals, brand loyalty, and genius.

Suggested Talking Points:

Shirtless. Chinese breast tea. Piss jugs in the ice cream truck. The sniper prank. Spot the fake festival. Mechaphilia. Brand loyalty kills friendships. Calvin Silhouette. If you make fun of my STDs, I’ll run you over with my car. Man injured while car surfing. The inscrutable raft emergency and the novella controversy. Contraband balogna and the roll-ups. Charging school lunch. Watermelon land mines. SCIENCE ZONE: The genius gene. Australizealand Jesus. Guinness denies circumcision record and the multitudinous uses for foreskin.

Kole and Dennis talk about Modern Warfare 3, L.A. Noire, and poorly reviewed games.

This week’s music is “True(ItsGoneNowMix)” from OCRemix. Remix by Steve Pordon.

Quick Hits

• Modern Warfare 3 leaked.

• Sony details “Welcome Back” plan.

• April NPD sales numbers.

What’cha Been Playin’?

• L.A. Noire.

• Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood.

Discussion

• Have you ever enjoyed a game despite poor reviews?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about poorly translated branding, the Challenger Deep, and amateur dentistry.

Suggested Talking Points:

High Energy. Lost in Translation. Eight Year Old Botox. The List. Sexting, Blackmail, and Cream of Sexism. The world will end on May 21. I could be down with polytheism. Spot the Fake Porn. The Science Zone: Challenger Deep. A suitcase full of baby leopards. Lazy Cakes. Amateur Dentistry. Sucker Rain. Kenyan Kickboxing Grammas.