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Kole and Dennis talk about the Smithsonian games exhibit, Mortal Kombat, and strategy guides.

This week’s music is “The Sound of the Galaxy”, from OCRemix. Remix by Mattias Häggström Gerdt.

• Mass Effect 3 delayed to 2012.

• Smithsonian “The Art of Gaming” exhibit.

• Assassin’s Creed: Revelations.

• Mortal Kombat.

• Planescape: Torment.

• Dead Rising 2.

• What is your stance on using strategy guides, faqs, or wikis to play games?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges.

New microphones. The show is too long. Happy Meals. Marketing to flash mobs. Hotel mourning Osama bin Laden? The beard vow. Bestiality everywhere. BBWs are wrecking your children’s lives. The naked chicken bandit. Recite Super Troopers. Three frogs in the convertible. Plague. Mother’s day. Kole’s bold new drug policy. Pistol-whip the mommy. Blood alcohol levels. Drunk TXT App and the Physical Challenge. The Home Alone House. The Japanese Kissing Robot. Radiation Talk. Moon the Train. What About Bob? Why are kids so afraid of bees? Secret passageways. 50 year old woman buys her 80 year old father a hooker.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets.

Don’t lie to me. Shower treadmill. Bringing back Home Alone. Man in panda suit takes punches for a buck. Persistent genital arousal disorder and the magical ice-cream machine. Chiddy Bang and the Freestyle Rap Record. Three Dick Liquor. Chinese Spring Eggs. Urine-soaked cough drops. Spot the fake study. Blood Creek. Ghengis Khan: The Greenest Despot. The Burrow. Dos Grandes Argumentos. Officer, hold on for a second while I grab some drive through. Bloodfire. Terrified of Puppets and the Snuggle Bear.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the PSN outage, Sword and Sworcery, and more Portal 2.

• PSN Outage Timeline.

• How does the PSN outage and data breach affecting you?

• Dead Rising 2.

• Portal 2.

• Limbo.

• Sword and Sworcery.

• Team Fortress 2.

• Half Life 2.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis tease you about Portal 2, Battlefield: Free, and the most we’ve anticipated games.

• Portal 2.

• Killing Floor.

• Toki Tori.

• Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

• Penumbra: Overture.

• Machinarium.

• Castlevania: Lords of Shadow.

• Battlefield: Play for Free.

• Little Big Planet custom levels.

• Who Are You?

• What game did you anticipate the most?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites.

Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdusting Pakistan with Tickle Me Elmos. Spot the Fake Mental Disorder. Anonymous slander site. WWII Spyjinks. Pig cosmetic surgery and the ten yard taint. The Cincinnati Cow. He maced a tiny baby squirrel. The Great Urine Heist. Blood Perfume.

Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street.

Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdusting Pakistan with Tickle Me Elmos. Spot the Fake Mental Disorder. Anonymous slander site. WWII Spyjinks. Pig cosmetic surgery and the ten yard taint. The Cincinnati Cow. He maced a tiny baby squirrel. The Great Urine Heist. Blood Perfume.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math.

The Sneeze Coach. Evil Robert Duvall and Monkey Paw Soup. Bullshit and the American hero. Breast milk ice-cream and the Cold Stone Horror.Playing Vampire and trying that murder stuff. The snappy hat and the inventor of Superglue. Prejudiced birds. The Falconer’s Son. Sinkholes. How the universe will end. Survival Quiz. Camel Fights. AOADHD and RLS. The dopamine factory. Gangsta math.

Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash.

Give me all the sauce. Soul Patch Albinism. Andy. Doppelganger. Phantom poop and the Clown Burglar. Drink, Drive, Sext. Ninja Crime. River City Ransom. Advertising for confession. Clown crime continues. Dine and dash. Backward Feet Man. Sacrelicious. Urinating in a mason jar. Sexy kids, continued. Hatchet. Man Cave. School on a Saturday. The last good generation. Mom of the week. Trapster. Cryptozoology Corner. Hunter S. Bigfoot. Chupacabra. Who Farted?: Long Island Edition. Ms. San Antonio reinstated. Corey Dead. Only drug dealers carry cash. Acronyms added to the OED. We’re done. The time I saved Warren G’s life.

Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion.

Suggested Talking Points:Inspirationcast. Bacon products. Woman hit twice in same intersection. House set on fire twice in the same day. Inventors who were buried in their inventions. Kole spills his beer. Haircuts and gun permits. Sexy babies. Ms. San Antonio ate too many tacos. The Smut List. There is no verb associated with Facebook. Grandma gets a toilet paper holder lodged in her neck. Adults are huffing more. Condom and receipt found in milk carton. Our first guest? Truman Show Delusion. I’m the producer. Piss Dragons unite, the revolution is now.