In life, we must take chances.  To push the boundaries of a society and challenge the limitations of the individual.  Growth is inevitable and stagnancy is a curse.  When choosing which battle to rage there is really only one true choice, to rage with hommus.  Hey Meaghan and Tony!!  Since you are the only people who read the last description I'll assume you are the only ones reading this one too!  I even asked Matt if he read and he didn't, AND HE'S THE COHOST!  Remember when we all live in Bayridge and the power went out but for some reason our bedroom didn’t lose power.  We all got into our bed and watch American Idol.  I'm pretty sure that’s the night Beth said she would threesome Steven Tyler and Harry Connick Jr, which again, I'm not mad about aside from mass amount of STDs that would come along with that.  Any who, I wonder if anyone else is reading this.  If you are, let me know!  Send an email to [email protected] or text 1-978-400-0640.  See ya Meaghan and Tony!

In a story of the teacher becoming the student or the grasshopper becoming the grass, we step back and watch as Garlic tries to assert its dominance over Everything. Garlic started off as a part of Everything and Everything taught Garlic all it tastes like. We're not sure when the rift started, but once it did the flavor train was unstoppable. Quickly Garlic was gaining its own momentum while Everything remained the King Hum Between The Two. Until now, Garlic has come back stronger than ever, but Everything isn't ready to step aside. Who will be crowned King Hum Between The Two and who will be mocked as a flavorless sludge. This is Garlic Vs Everything.

Buckle up and put on your poncho because we're going to fill a slot to the Final Four!  Balsamic Caramelized Onion (BCO) is pounding down the door of Dark Chocolate and it's standing there with a chip in hand.  These two flavors go head to head and leave nothing on the dipping medium floor.  Who will continue to glory and face the winner of the Peppers and Garden division in the Final Four event.  Who will slip into obscurity and get moldy as the forgotten loser and dream of what could have been.  This, is Dudes Talking Hommus.

Angels VS Demons.  Day VS Night.  Recyclable plastic VS Styrofoam.  Avocado hommus VS Dark Chocolate Hommus.  These are the battles that rage on for eternity while the rest of us sip our foam coffees and extruded cheese snacks.  We may never truly learn who the victor is.... because we'll all be living on Mars before these wars are won.  Except Avocado hommus VS Dark Chocolate hommus.  This ends now.  

An absolute powerhouse of a hommus takes on the undefeated victor from week 1. Can Balsamic Caramelized Onion dethrone last week champion, Zesty Lemon. Both true hommuses, sorry hommi, in their own right, but who will slip away this week as the one hommus left standing? This is Balsamic Caramelized Onion VS Zesty Lemon.