Due to Underwhelming Demand

Playing Amazon Roulette, helping Dave find a hobby, Forman's relationship with the Mayor of St. Thomas, Rachel's been cut-off from shopping, Dear Dave & Rachel (my friend with the terrible painted-on eyebrows), Forman's already done with Christmas music, putting our faces on t-shirts, the festive cups that aren't & a Christmas song for dogs!

Rachel's cut-off from Christmas shopping, our faces on t-shirts, the Christmas song for dogs, headlines, how Christmas music is bad for you & more!

Dave needs a hobby, the end of snow days, Joe Preston comments on his relationship with Forman, the ugly Christmas sweaters you NEED, will you ski this winter (unlike Rachel) & more!

Dear Dave & Rachel (my friend has terrible painted-on eyebrows), Forman & Michael B. Jordan are basically twins, a budding relationship with the Mayor of St. Thomas, our local (pontential) World's Greatest Baker, buying Heinz ketchup again & more!

What's with the snow, the festive cups that aren't, playing Amazon/Wayfair/Wish app Roulette, what Forman already can't stand about Christmas & more!

What did you lose in the wind, how Rachel's daughter got a black eye, Stove Top Formal Wear, the puzzle that hates Dave & more!

A sexy investigation, drinking wine from a sippy cup, Dear Dave & Rachel (I dated & ghosted my daughter's teacher), terrified to go bald, our $10K winner, your shameful Christmas lights, Jeremy's tight pants, the most expensive booze you've tried, the Mountain Dew cookbook, musical chills & Rachel's flat tire!

Should you be offended if no one helps you with a flat tire, more bald thoughts, cleaning a teen's room, Carly Pearce's fake teeth (and why), Rachel's Fun Facts & more!

Are you terrified to go bald, rallies are coming, Rachel buys her husband tight pants, Eric Church gets what he deserves, the new Mountain Dew cookbook, a Pennywise Barbie & more!

Dear Dave & Rachel (I dated & ghosted my daughter's teacher), why one of us is drinking wine from a sippy cup, then end of Florida Georgia Line, free drinks & slams for veterans, the story of Forman's Granfather (who was a General) & more!