Dull Crayons

Dull Crayons

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Dull Crayons episodes

  • Episode 37: Maths, the Universe and Ethics ft. Eric Danger
    Happy Holiday’s from the Dullest. We bring you warm tidings and discussions of farts, maths, and the immorality of our newest co-host, Eric Danger--brought to you by Subaru.
    Also, fake news and fake approaches to combat it, the truth is not true, and when is zero actually fifty.
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    Keep Dull and Carry Snacks
    1 hr 41 min
  • Episode 36: And the pulitzer goes to... ft. No One
    Gabriel goes solo for the first time to bring you the dullest episode yet, just in time for everyone’s favorite federal holiday: Fight Your Family Day! In this episode: Bill Gates talks shit, the scouts go to war, Heathers takes a Plan-B, and homeschool moms bitch about missing book club. It’s a shit-ton o’ fun.
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    Keep Dull and Carry Snacks
    49 min
  • Episode 35B: Mickey's 90th Birthday
    Gabriel is scammed into a ‘gram museum and explains his stingy rules of IG etiquitte; Diana give us the hard, girthy D and travel tips. Also, are you a helicopter, tiger, elephant, free-range, or lawn-mower parent? And are these things any more real than your zodiac sign?
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    Keep Dull and Carry Snacks
    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 35A: Rockstar Teachers Rat on their Kids
    Episode 35A: Rockstar Teachers Rat on their Kids
    Stuff you shouldn’t say to your kid's teacher, Steeped-in-glue Miller eats his boogers, and Gabriel and Diana geek out really hard post snack report.
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    49 min
  • Episode 34: Education Nazis ft. Molin
    Gabriel goes on a rant about Montessori being education Nazis as Molin gets booted from preschool; Molin takes us through the verses of the Doritos Bible while Gabriel drinks benadryl.
    Plus a gosh and fetch update from Molin, a look inside Germany’s education system and the notion of openly tracking students, and shouts out to Kate Wagner and Mcmansion Hell. You’re doing it big, Kate!
    http://mcmansionhell.com/
    https://www.vox.com/first-person/2018/8/6/17654434/betsy-devos-yacht-mcmansion-hell
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    1 hr 49 min
  • Episode 32: Resume-Makers and Risk-Takers ft. M.O.P.
    Episode 32: Resumes and Risk-Takers
    Polish up your resumes folks: we’ve got some jobs you’ll want to apply for (+ $900,000 and benfits). Plus we’ve got back to school shopping lists, M.O.P tries on sarcasm for the first time, and Gabriel and Ellen get really impassioned about mental health education—during which Gabriel spontaneously/bashfully opens up about his own history with mental illness—to be discussed further in future episodes
    All that, and a friend of the show, Tom Kelly, pay report, and the 501(3) C scam across America.
    Mental health first aid links
    https://www.mentalhealthfirstaid.org/
    https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/health/health-topics/mental-health-first-aid.page
    1 hr
  • Episode 31: The Depraved and the Deprived ft. David from the Bunker
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    Detroit's in shambles, an army of homeschooled youth is training for the coming religious/race war in their basements, and whisky prices in New York have reached critical mass. All that and more when father of the pod joins us in the bunker.
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 30: Live from the Bunker ft. M.O.P. (mother of the pod)
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    It’s back to school time! And what better way to get into the right mindset than to take a trip back to Gabriel’s own kindergarten experiences with mother of the pod, Ellen.
    But before that, the two must address the decadence of Drake’s celebrity whiskey, the many plights of Colorado public schools, “best friends,” and the vaunted Wonderlic. All that and more on this jam-packed ep!!!
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 29: History of Disney Pt. 3 ft. Aerosmith
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    MoviePass, PRIDE, and of course another history lesson for Gabriel on the topic of Disney. Prepare for this to be your favorite Dazzling Diana ep yet.
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 25 min

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