Dull Crayons

Dull Crayons

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Dull Crayons episodes

  • Episode 28: 50 Ways to Bore Your Preschooler to Death
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    This week we take apart Book Riot's 50 Must Read Preschool Books with the expert help of Dazzling Diana, who also give us the 3 Must-Haves of all Great Podcasts (hint: The Dull ones are killing all three in a big way).
    But seriously people, a top 50 list and no Kevin Henkes, no Margaret Wise Brown, and not one Gerald and Piggy?! The madness has to stop.
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 27: Heroes and Villains
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    The boys are in seriously dull form this week as we discuss current heroes and villains of education today, such as LeBron James, Betsy DeVos, and the guy who stole all the McDonald's Monopoly money (spoiler alert, he's the G.O.A.T)
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 26: The Starbucks Spelling Tea and Racial Sensitivity
    This week, Gabriel and BX Tony review their time spent at the Starbucks racial sensitivity training. Following that, they have some fun with winning words of the national spelling bee and prove once and for all what a 27 Wonderic scorer is truly capable of--like ending a sentence with a preposition.
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 25: P is for Pardon
    Sincerest apologies, loyal listeners. Turns out changing studios is a much more arduous process than initially anticipated. But rest easy, for we bring you another banger this week. BX Tony joins again to discuss teachers and staffers getting in trouble in the news and to play our newest game: Two Truths and a Rye™
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    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 24: "Brieing" and the Nightmare-Fuel of "Jumanji" ft. Mommy Dearest
    This week we are joined by none other than Mother of the Pod, Ellen, to discuss the never ending nightmare that is Jumanji, candy with a kick, and Ellen's deep rooted passion for all things action figure (admit it mom, you wanted to buy the toys as much as I wanted to have them).
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    58 min
  • Episdoe 23: 113 Colleges and Not a Drop to Drink
    This week, mommy and daddy argue about the levels, the college application process, and put down the Triscuit brand for their unevenness. But at least there's one thing we can all agree on: Jenni White should get her head out of her ass.
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    52 min
  • Episode 22: History of Disney Pt. 2 ft. Carmen Sandiego
    We are once again joined by Dirty Diana, who gives us another lesson on the secret history of Disney, addresses the incipient Carmen Sandiego wildfire, and explains why Mark Summers and Double Dare may just be what the world needs now.
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    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 21: Lady Snacks ft. Indra Nooyi
    Reigning Champ and Fruit Fly of the Pod, Dazzling Diana, in studio this week discussing how to be suspended from teaching for yawning, sneezing, and other non-protected bodily functions.
    Also, we have TOP SECRET information regarding the development of the long awaited Lady Snacks from PepsiCo, straight from out Deep Throat correspondent, Indra Nooyi. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html
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    1 hr 8 min
  • Episode 20: Dull Boys Do TFA (Time For Ads)
    Joined by Willy on the Car Phone, we discuss his extensive history in the field of education, and get updated on the wave of teacher strikes and walk-outs happening around the country--all of which are sincerely supported by the pod. Solidarity!
    Then we go deep on 90's commercials that have taken up space in our brains that would otherwise have gone to cherished memories and first loves. But it's okay, cause what's more important is that we know every word to the Bagel Bites jingle.
    1 hr 21 min

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