Dull Crayons

Dull Crayons

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Dull Crayons episodes

  • Episode 19: TSS (ToyS'r'uS Shock Syndrome) ft. Morgan Freeman
    Everyone at the Mendelsohn Studios has been rocked by the not so sudden death of Toys-backwards-r-us, and we felt we needed to process our stunned grief on the air. Also, Morgan Freeman stops by the studio to plug his pick for snack of the year, and the Dull Boys talk Magic the Gathering, Tower Records, and other things that have fallen from this mortal coil.
    You too can vote for your pick, Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn or, Mr. Freeman's favorite, Fig and Honey Triscuit by writing your vote into [email protected]
    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 18: The Lama, the Justice and the Housewife Walk into a Preschool...
    This week, BX Tony and Gabriel discuss what it takes to get your kid into the top preschools in New York (HINT: a letter of reference from Jesus would be just a good start).
    Then they take a trip into the world of conferences and translate some commonly used language by the professionals. Parents will not want to miss out on these insider tips of the trade.
    And of course remember to vote for your snack of the year at [email protected] . Winner to be announced on a future episode. Loser to be purged from supermarkets everywhere and burned from our memories forever.
    54 min
  • Episode 16: History of Disney Pt. 1
    A continuation of her first recording, Dazzling Diana takes us on an EPCOT-like ride through the world of Disney. A tour of the parks around the globe, a run down of acronyms, but mostly this is a discussion of why we all hate Frozen - deservedly, of course - and the many failures of Disney.
    Also, join the Dull Crayons Challenge: steal a Maui costume!
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 19 min
  • Episode 15: THE SNACK BRACKET - Sweet City
    Those of you who have yet to be bracket busted, be warned: these snacks are pushing the Dull Boys to their breaking point and nothing will ever be the same. Rules will be broken, decisions will be contested, chaos will reign and hilarity will ensue.
    Also, Dazzling Diana joins the show to blow NYC Teaching Fellows out of the water, address making friends at grad-school (Spoiler Alert: that’t not a thing), and signs a verbal contract to organize all of Gabriel’s classrooms every September — you’re all witnesses. This is but the first part of a much longer conversation had with the first female of the pod, so stay tuned for Part B coming soon.
    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 14: THE SNACK BRACKET - Chip Challenge Accepted
    In our continuing coverage of the highly anticipated March Snackness, the Dull Boys dissect the world of chips. From potato to tortilla to taki, chip has long been a favored snack among Americans. We’ll find out who is doing the most in this contentious quadrant.
    Also, Julian and Gabriel take a hard look at the banned book list and find out what's really at the heart of American censorship (HINT: it's not what you expect).
    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode 13: THE SNACK BRACKET - Cracker Quadrant
    In the A and C blocks, that's right, live coverage of the 2018 Snack Bracket. Who will emerge from the Cracker Quadrant and go onto the final four???
    And in the B block, Julian and Gabriel share a heart to heart about the awful power of nicknames.
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 12: Live from Sing-Sing
    The moon is made of cheese, teachers hate cell phones, and "Billy-Madisoning" is now a verb. Also, the FINAL PREVIEW OF THE SNACK BRACKET. Plus, the guys patent Kool-est Ranch tortilla chips.
    "Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." ~James Downey as Principal in Billy Madison
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 6 min
  • BONUS: Welcome to the Gun Show!
    BONUS: Welcome to the Gun Show
    BX Tony drops by to talk lockdown drills, safety protocols, and creative solutions to school shootings. Gabriel manages to make it through the ep without cursing and screaming the whole time, so that's a win; and if you make it through the first half there is lightness on the other side.
    "But what of the courage to stand in a room of little kids knowing all that is keeping you safe is a bookshelf and a reading table? In your heart a hope that our leaders will enact laws that will protect our kids, our schools and our teachers from guns that were made to execute vast numbers of people in an instant." ~Brett Bigham
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    Keep Dull, Carry Snacks
    1 hr 17 min

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